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John Wagner [CKD]
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Artist. Ass man. Brownie enthusiast
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Alien, but the Alien is replaced by Stone Cold Steve Austin
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I'm a simple man. I see Xenogears art of any type and I leave a like
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It's better and funnier than it has any right to be, given the premise
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It might be, to me, a perfect album. All killer, and I can't think of a single song I skip whenever I relisten

Plus it's hell of a cap to that era of their career. That run from Black Sails to Sing the Sorrow is STRONG
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
As I understand it you use one or the other in the case where, if you were alone, you'd use one or the other

"I'm sick of your shit" > "James and I are sick of your shit"
"Don't fuck with me" > "Don't fuck with James or me"
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The trick to making games is recurrent spending and engagement (pukes, falls over, cries)
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It's exactly that. All of Cyberpunk is fantastic and worth playing now*. Phantom Liberty is just some of the best stuff in the game, by virtue of being made AFTER fixing the broken shit

[*bugs still happen. I encountered nothing major, but your mileage may vary]
October 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
if i owned a death note i would write "every member of ICE - fatal diarrhea" and there's nothing anyone could say to make me feel bad about that
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Glenn Danzig does not care about international linguistics
He only cares about whoas and yeahs
October 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Lies are simple
October 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Same, and also no money. It's pretty awful
At least Dragon Quest 11 should keep me occupied for a good long while
October 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I've lived in the Seattle area for the past decade, and yes. It's warm-to-hot until mid september, and then it's nothing but rain until the following may
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Those first four HIM albums are fantastic. It's a shame Dark Light became so popular, because that's the end of that band to me
September 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I've been saying this for years, and people look at me like I'm speaking in tongues. The e~x~p~e~r~i~e~n~c~e of taking in the atmosphere of Columbia and hanging out with Elizabeth is top tier 10/10 (you know, aside from the toothlessness), but actually playing the thing is fucking awful and boring
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I genuinely really love that we're all in such agreement that everyone knows exactly what you're talking about
(I will pop off like it's new years eve)
September 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Let's not even get into all those songs that mention his highschool girlfriend (but her name is backwards hot damn so clever)
September 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I'm a simple man. I see the word "battlepass" and my brain turns off, and the game goes into the "never going to even look at again" pile
September 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sounds like she knows what Half-Life is
September 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
This is like when you ask your dad to grab a pack of coke and he comes back with diet
July 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All it's going to take is for the AA studios to start making them
July 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Me every year since 2017
July 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
You and Pat merely live in Clown World. Gowron was born in it. Molded by it
July 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"You recite Linkin Park lyrics as a meme. I scrawled them in the margins of my school work. We are not the same"
June 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm obviously NOT a lawyer of any kind, but I was born and raised in california. I was told in school, by cops, that you're allowed to defend yourself if you feel threatened

They never really went in to exactly HOW you could defend yourself though
June 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM