Parker 🏳️⚧️
@commodityhater.bsky.social
into phish and eggy. oh and communization
what’s gotten into the geese these days
May 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
what’s gotten into the geese these days
here to remind bluesky that i am hot just in case it ever takes off over here
April 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
here to remind bluesky that i am hot just in case it ever takes off over here
night out for dogs in a pile :p
April 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
night out for dogs in a pile :p
realizing i can be even more unfiltered on bsky bc no one real uses it and my wife doesn’t have the app
March 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
realizing i can be even more unfiltered on bsky bc no one real uses it and my wife doesn’t have the app
who wants stomped
March 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
who wants stomped
hello bluesky long time no see ^_^
March 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
hello bluesky long time no see ^_^
wow this blew up lol first time i’ve had to turn off notifications for bsky
came out at work this week and threw together this outfit the next day can we get a hell yeah
March 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
wow this blew up lol first time i’ve had to turn off notifications for bsky
came out at work this week and threw together this outfit the next day can we get a hell yeah
February 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
came out at work this week and threw together this outfit the next day can we get a hell yeah
this is what the average Eggy fan looks like btw
February 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
this is what the average Eggy fan looks like btw
came out at work today :] i think everything is going to be okay :]
February 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
came out at work today :] i think everything is going to be okay :]
daaaamn mr domino reprise > onitsuka tiger last night what a treat
February 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
daaaamn mr domino reprise > onitsuka tiger last night what a treat
eggy’s really having fun with it this tour! what a pair of sets!
February 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
eggy’s really having fun with it this tour! what a pair of sets!
bluesky you gotta throw me a bone if you want me on this app
frequently
frequently
February 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
bluesky you gotta throw me a bone if you want me on this app
frequently
frequently
the guy who is always told “you’re so comfortable in your skin” to girl pipeline
January 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
the guy who is always told “you’re so comfortable in your skin” to girl pipeline
feeling very lesbian after correctly diagnosing and replacing a broken drain pump and fixing my washer for $20
January 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
feeling very lesbian after correctly diagnosing and replacing a broken drain pump and fixing my washer for $20
passing the bong to my wife with the theatrics of the guards at the tomb of the unknown soldier
January 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
passing the bong to my wife with the theatrics of the guards at the tomb of the unknown soldier
enjoy this little cartoon included in the packaging of the 20+ year old tights i thrifted
January 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
enjoy this little cartoon included in the packaging of the 20+ year old tights i thrifted
rick from goose could only write good songs when he was a broke hippie
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 PM
rick from goose could only write good songs when he was a broke hippie
very funny for goose to go with Eyes Wide Shut attire and play a bog standard show
December 31, 2024 at 12:29 PM
very funny for goose to go with Eyes Wide Shut attire and play a bog standard show
drug dealers used to offer you a dab
December 29, 2024 at 11:42 PM
drug dealers used to offer you a dab
somebody pinch me i’m going to be taking piano lessons from dani fucking battat in january!! eggy is the greatest band of all time
December 27, 2024 at 4:29 PM
somebody pinch me i’m going to be taking piano lessons from dani fucking battat in january!! eggy is the greatest band of all time
there are actually zero ways to skin a cat. don’t do that
December 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
there are actually zero ways to skin a cat. don’t do that
Man, this dogs show TAKES OFF once the arkestra guys join in. DiaP are great at sharing a stage (and get pushed further in jams accordingly)
December 27, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Man, this dogs show TAKES OFF once the arkestra guys join in. DiaP are great at sharing a stage (and get pushed further in jams accordingly)
hoping those brownstein family band soundboards get released soon
December 27, 2024 at 11:51 AM
hoping those brownstein family band soundboards get released soon
what basis do i have to fight $715 in charges from my therapy after they initially sent me 2 consecutive statements that said I only owe $33 per session? i would have never gone to a second session if i wasn’t under the impression it was that cheap after insurance. Ended up going to like 5 or 6
December 26, 2024 at 10:24 PM
what basis do i have to fight $715 in charges from my therapy after they initially sent me 2 consecutive statements that said I only owe $33 per session? i would have never gone to a second session if i wasn’t under the impression it was that cheap after insurance. Ended up going to like 5 or 6