Commissar Kodiak
commissarkodiak.bsky.social
Commissar Kodiak
@commissarkodiak.bsky.social
Age: 18
Born: 2007
Aro/Ace
Part-time Abdl
Full-time Sci-fi Author
All-round Goober
I'm really thirsty...and you look like you have a lot of water in you and by water, I mean blood, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR BLOOD!!

I DIDN'T TAKE ANY HYPE, GIVE ME YOUR LIVER!
Emily (And Annie if applicable) on the subject of roleplay.
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They probably get a surrogate from a stick insect.

Sure, the baby may look a little twiggy, but the Moms love 'em regardless. ❤️
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Even better if you start pushing while you're wrapped up in a blankie AND a sweater AND drinkin hot choco. :D
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I resonate with this image on a spiritual level.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Arcadia Class Jumpship (Destiny 2)

The T.A.R.D.I.S (Doctor Who)

The Orbiter (Warframe)

The Vagabond Class Trader Ship (Warhammer 40k)
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why do I get the feeling Puk either has fleas or has had fleas at frequent intervals in her life?
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Follow up question (pertaining to all members of the household, really). Who would you say loves/hates changing the others and getting changed themselves?
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
How do they act when it's time for one or both of them to change? Is it different for each of their housemates or are their behaviors on the changing table consistent all the way through?
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I think it speaks for itself 😅
a skeleton is standing in the middle of a fire with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a skeleton is standing in the middle of a fire with his arms outstretched .
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October 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh, sweet! Yeah I can definitely do that! 😁
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I absolutely love you and your art Missy, and would love nothing more than to commission a piece from you.

Unfortunately, I am broke until Friday... '._.
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Considering how frequently Mara exploited Riven's power to claim her position, this definitely feels like some backlash from her wish magic.

Either that, or Mara just likes being pampered. ( In more ways than one).

Coming from a long-time Destiny player, you did some great work here. 👍
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
She's also *wildly* irresponsible when it comes to her finances, mostly because of the aforementioned toys. Definitely seems like a strong impulse buyer, this gal.
September 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
She reads like she, out of all of her siblings, has the most 'toys' next to Emily. Not just the kinds you use for pleasure, but plushies, fidget toys, etc.
September 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Girl loves' a hell of a drug, I guess?

(Or maybe it's the heroin, idk)
September 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Preferably with a .50 BMG?
August 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I will cherish the day I finally get to read his obituary.
August 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM