Jawn Sibelius
@commielobby.bsky.social
I have nothing to lose but my brains.
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Jawn Sibelius
@commielobby.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Gogo gadget will to live.
“What’s it like being a professional musician?”
Have you ever gotten buyer’s remorse over groceries?
Have you ever gotten buyer’s remorse over groceries?
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“What’s it like being a professional musician?”
Have you ever gotten buyer’s remorse over groceries?
Have you ever gotten buyer’s remorse over groceries?
Guts from Berserk could get in my guts and go berserk!!
June 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Guts from Berserk could get in my guts and go berserk!!
This post is so underrated
Conservatives in the UK make no sense because they’ll trash talk communism and then brag about their high Marx in school.
June 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This post is so underrated
I am a man of the cloth…
The cloth they use to make thongs.
The cloth they use to make thongs.
June 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I am a man of the cloth…
The cloth they use to make thongs.
The cloth they use to make thongs.
I am Ron Weasle; life is spider
June 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I am Ron Weasle; life is spider
Dyspeptic is such a good word.
May 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Dyspeptic is such a good word.
I put the bottom in lobottomy [sic].
May 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I put the bottom in lobottomy [sic].
I’m on a raw diet but it ain’t for my mouth
May 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m on a raw diet but it ain’t for my mouth
I love Citrus Elbow he was so good in The Wire.
April 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love Citrus Elbow he was so good in The Wire.
I’m a freelance choreographer so I’m in the Jig Economy
April 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m a freelance choreographer so I’m in the Jig Economy
Shrek is such a masterpiece and I mean that sincerely as an artist myself.
So many of our dads raised us watching that movie, and that’s surprising now in the tr*mp era. It has trans characters, badass women, anti-nationalist messaging, etc.
Dads are just so shallow I guess.
So many of our dads raised us watching that movie, and that’s surprising now in the tr*mp era. It has trans characters, badass women, anti-nationalist messaging, etc.
Dads are just so shallow I guess.
March 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Shrek is such a masterpiece and I mean that sincerely as an artist myself.
So many of our dads raised us watching that movie, and that’s surprising now in the tr*mp era. It has trans characters, badass women, anti-nationalist messaging, etc.
Dads are just so shallow I guess.
So many of our dads raised us watching that movie, and that’s surprising now in the tr*mp era. It has trans characters, badass women, anti-nationalist messaging, etc.
Dads are just so shallow I guess.
Hate s*x backshots so I call him my arch nemesis.
February 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hate s*x backshots so I call him my arch nemesis.
“You’re gonna take hormones?? Because you think they’ll make you more comfortable in your own skin??? You’re a lunatic. Get help. Oh shit! I’m late for my Botox and I forgot to inject my ozempic today!!”
February 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“You’re gonna take hormones?? Because you think they’ll make you more comfortable in your own skin??? You’re a lunatic. Get help. Oh shit! I’m late for my Botox and I forgot to inject my ozempic today!!”
the white house? I call it The Brown House because of the doodooheads that live there. It’s ok they can’t keep you from saying it. Everyone just call it that from now on I guarantee something will happen.
February 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the white house? I call it The Brown House because of the doodooheads that live there. It’s ok they can’t keep you from saying it. Everyone just call it that from now on I guarantee something will happen.
Maybe those stupid dude wipes wouldn’t exist if stra*ght men washed their asses
February 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Maybe those stupid dude wipes wouldn’t exist if stra*ght men washed their asses
Why do I feel like 20 just isn’t a real age? Like if I ask someone their age and they say 20, my brain just says “no you’re not 😑”
February 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why do I feel like 20 just isn’t a real age? Like if I ask someone their age and they say 20, my brain just says “no you’re not 😑”
Eliminating climate change means eliminating me and my epic flatulence.
January 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Eliminating climate change means eliminating me and my epic flatulence.
What a world
Thanks to @commielobby.bsky.social i now know that b*njamin n*tanyahu went to high school a mile away from me
January 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What a world
“Why do you post about Inspector Gadget so much?”
January 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“Why do you post about Inspector Gadget so much?”
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands…
…so I can identify all the f*scists still in the woodwork.
…so I can identify all the f*scists still in the woodwork.
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands…
…so I can identify all the f*scists still in the woodwork.
…so I can identify all the f*scists still in the woodwork.
Newspapers on the toilet are gonna be back in style after this TikTok ban.
January 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Newspapers on the toilet are gonna be back in style after this TikTok ban.
Is there a word in the dictionary specifically made to describe the experience of fond nostalgia over the deep and intense pain from the year 2019?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
January 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Is there a word in the dictionary specifically made to describe the experience of fond nostalgia over the deep and intense pain from the year 2019?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Reposted by Jawn Sibelius
While you dorks have your dictionary out to look up the correct spelling of “military “ perhaps you could look up “kakistocracy”.
January 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
While you dorks have your dictionary out to look up the correct spelling of “military “ perhaps you could look up “kakistocracy”.
As a leftist, I agree “unskilled labor” isn’t a real thing.
But then I witness myself try to accomplish anything. I am very unskilled at a great many tasks.
But then I witness myself try to accomplish anything. I am very unskilled at a great many tasks.
January 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
As a leftist, I agree “unskilled labor” isn’t a real thing.
But then I witness myself try to accomplish anything. I am very unskilled at a great many tasks.
But then I witness myself try to accomplish anything. I am very unskilled at a great many tasks.
Country music is the original (and the worst) brain rot.
January 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Country music is the original (and the worst) brain rot.