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Commie Lasorda
@commielasorda.bsky.social
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'A post for breakfast, a post for lunch and then a sensible meltdown!'

Former latchkey apartment kid and '91 console war veteran.

A he/him/they dude™

I make stupid stuff that would probably make you question my sanity
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[Altered flyer for the arcade game Spinal Breakers (1990) by American Sammy/Video System. Flyer depicts a sentient waffle posing with a rifle.] [Title] SYRUP BARRIERS [Flavor text] A DELICIOUS STRUCTURE... Waffles were created by humans as a breakfast staple. They contain melted butter and delicious rich maple syrup within its crisp pastry gridlike walls to ensure that each and every bite goes into your mouth. Seniors with AARP Rewards get 15% off! [IHOP Logo] Come Hungry. Leave Happy.™
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Post the last four games you played.
Picross S - Namco Legendary Edition Like a Dragon - Infinite Wealth Utopia Must Fall Nubby's Number Factory
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Today's Golf Courses Are Tomorrow's Billionaire Graveyards! They Will Pay For Their Crimes. ©2019 TEENAGE STEPDAD
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Every time I pause I see that stupid fucking grin, every time...
Ichiban from Like a Dragon looking like he just shid his pant
October 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Modified flyer for the arcade game Racing Hero (1990) by SEGA. Flyer is very heavy on text describing the game, mostly in Japanese. What notable English text is visible at the top reads: A RACING GAME THAT IS EXCITING, REVOLUTIONARY, INNOVATIVE.....! WOAH SHIT Is that a BUNNY GIRL? (artwork is photo of arcade cabinet with a motorbike racer who crashed right into it, flying off their bike in a dramatic manner away from it exploding)
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Cereal a band:
Kellog's Korn Pops Featuring the band on the box standing atop a bowl of cereal all christlike about to belt out some banger lines like “Doo-bah-da-bap-bap! GIBBA-GOBBA! Nuh-nuh-nuh-NOOB-DAH!”
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I'd sell all my earthly possessions just to wake up with this...
Tom Peterson alarm clock. Shaped like an old box style television. Featuring Tom's face in the screen where the clock hands are. The alarm would play one of Tom's catchphrases, "Wake up! To a happy day!"
September 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Vince McMahon falling backwards meme. First panel: Counting or not counting gang violence? Second panel: *BANG* Third panel: [falling backwards]
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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rest now brother, see you in valhalla
Same image as quoted, but with the addition of some gawdawful gummy teeth on the nose of the jet
September 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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rip charlie kirk (cameron)
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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[Altered flyer for the arcade game Whizz (1989) by PhilKo] [artwork is an action angle of two fighter jets flying and launching missiles above the cloudy sky] [Header] THIS IS THE GAME THAT WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND GIVE YOU BACK REGRET Low Energy, Vomit Inducing Graphics Stupid Power Up Destruction Feature [Title] PISS [Tagline] Urine for a pretty lousy time! [Starburst text] PEE PEE [Footer is just a string of PISSPISSPISS-, running off the edge of the page] [Company Logo is a simple drawing of a side view of a toilet] PhlushKo Corporation
September 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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[me looking at all this]

hmm yes, I see
September 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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[Altered flyer for the arcade game Dragon Breed (1989) by IREM, artwork depicts an anime looking protagonist armed with a futuristic looking weapon mounted atop a dragon ... made out of bread] [Logo] DRAGON BREAD
September 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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[Altered flyer for the arcade game Hachoo! (1989) by Jaleco. Artwork is just a vortex mess of goatse mouthed goons flying toward the camera, yeah you know what I'll let the text do the talking] [Title] FUCK THIS GAME UGH!!@# NO. I CAN'T DO IT. [Sidebar] THIS GAME IS PAINFUL I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A JOKE [Footer] someone at Jaleco thought, “Hey, you know what the world needs? A game that looks like a fever dream in a gross teen's used sock lab and plays like an old man waiting in line at Arbys.” Congratulations, Jaleco, you fucking nailed it.
August 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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This is who runs this account
Recently departed undersung OG comedy content creator Len Cella
August 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Added the last collectable finally. I had all these grand ideas and set pieces in my head and then it dawned on me "oh shit right, the assets" so I've been devising a straight up score attack style game with auto difficulty adjustment depending on your play quality and style.
August 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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[Altered flyer for the arcade game Tecmo Knight (1989) by ... Tecmo] [Scene depicts a cast of various fantasy characters frolicking, including a dog like looking fighter. All looking straight out of the side of a 1980s airbrushed van.] [Title] DRAMA CLASS [Footer] Over the top. Fun. But unappealing. [Altered flyer for the arcade game Hippodrome (1989) by Data East] [Header] LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH [Title] VIDEODROME [Artwork is a mix of comic style fantasy characters and scenes from the movie Videodrome (1983) by David Cronenberg]
August 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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August 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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More bullet pattern and enemy variety, fancy gauges, bullet scraping mechanic that rewards you with bombs. I still don't know where I'm going with this...
August 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Altered flyer for the arcade game Dirtfox (1989) by Namco [artwork is mostly a big pile of dirt laid over several arcade cabinets, with a cardboard box propped on it, filled with even more dirt] [starburst text] JUST DIRT-- IN A BOX! NUMBCO
August 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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If you see this, post a bad woman you love
Ursa from Superman II
August 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I got goaded into turning my foot surgery x-ray into a stupid photoshop of an edgy 90s ad campaign for no reason what so ever
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FOOT [x-ray of foot with bolts and plates in it] Okay now look at this piece of shit console down here in the bottom right. [Atari Jaguar and CD Console pictured] You'd rather have TWO of those foot procedures than having to deal with the sunk cost fallacy of this plastic totem that represents the dying last gasp of a once industry giant and leader that had coke fueled hot tub parties. Seriously, you wanna explain yourself to your friends for owning this? Well okay Tempest 2000 is tits though... JAGUAR 64-BIT DO THE METH
August 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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oh yeah, we're starting to hit something good here...

now I need to figure out a bullet grazing mechanic

(the batrider music kinda fits the action well I must say)
August 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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trying different things, that of the swarms of collectables/bullets/multiple shot (at LEAST 12) levels kind
screenshot of gamemaker, detailing code for shot levels for a shoot em up game.
August 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM