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commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
TLaB,
@commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
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“Elder Millennial” washing up on the NSFW shore. Tall, Pan, and married so I'm not up for offers, it's just a bit (or a lot) of fun. 21+, but probably won’t follow back if under 25.
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commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Quick break in the Saturday movie marathon
Close up angle from below the balls and dick. Trimmed and hard, you see a little bit of gut up top Thighs, balls, and taint. Legs are up on the bed. One hard, thick dick looking right back at you. Laying down on the bed with some thigh, some belly, but it’s a no-nonsense shot getting right to business.
August 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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See a softie, post a softie
Closeup of a mostly flaccid penis (I’ve been scrolling, give me a break). Trimmed hair, hood slightly pulled back.
August 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Tell me how you hear it if I say “LUNCH BREAK HUMP DAY”
A lightly furry white guy booty lit by the morning sun, with a shower curtain behind me.
August 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This week: stretching?
Seated but hard, my gut resting on my waist. Slightly hairy, with a bit of pit. Nude from thighs to shoulders, I’m standing with a semi in very contrasted lighting. Trimmed but not shaven, it’s still pointing downwards but swollen. From an angle looking up. Holding my erect penis up to the light, with lots of veins underneath.
August 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
We’re halfway there.
Flaccid on a bed with thick thighs and a nice gut. A semi on the bed with thick thighs and a nice gut Closeup of a chub, laying down with thick thighs
August 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Present and rooted
Pic from full beard to dick root. Looking very dad bod, moderately hairy, with some pit from holding the camera out Same field of vision, with more emphasis on the gut here, lights passing specifically over each nipple Leg hitched on the counter in the bathroom so that my guts spills onto the thigh. One nipple showing as I rest my hand on my opposing shoulder. One Hailey pit peeking out. You see me up to the mouth
August 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Just make me give you whatever you want 😤
Link: en.shindanmaker.com/1142801
A dot placed on two axes: top/bottom, and sub/dom. The bot is placed moderately top, slightly sub, giving me the designation: Submissive Top.
September 11, 2024 at 2:35 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Lunch break on Versday Thursday
Headless shot of a shirtless white torso with a decent bit of gut and some hair. Still wearing shorts and a belt though. The lighting is warm, if a bit harsh. Morning shot, now clearly naked, with a leg hiked up on the counter, though my hand is barely covering my junk. A rare booty pic! Still headless unfortunately, but I’m at a quarter turn away from the camera, purple underwear around my thighs, with some fold in the waist. My butt is cute, round, and fuzzy. Another leg-up bathroom mirror pic, with some fairly hairy junk fully exposed and with a slight bit of chub to it. Again with the soft lighting on the gut.
July 25, 2024 at 6:41 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Hi babe, how’s it been?
Nude of me on the bed. Everything here is feeling thick: the gut, the thighs, the dick. It’s all waiting for you to get on top Close up of a fat, half-hard, pink, meaty dick. Moderately hairy pubes. Thighs facing you directly. The guy and belly button are up top feeling wide. Another closeup. Much the same as the last, but there’s some soft balls in view. The dick is still thick, but also wet up top.
July 18, 2024 at 4:14 AM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Arby's enjoyers are the Jim Carrey to my Tommy Lee Jones.
April 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Birthday week is over! Birthday post is gone. The pics were cute though, so have them again + outtakes
Pic from the thigh up to mid-chest. I’m just out of the shower, semi-hard. The foreskin halfway past the head, a large vein traveling down the shaft, trimmed but not totally shaven. A slight but soft gut with light, wet body hair. An abundance of morning light meant taking a rare ass pic. It’s fairly straightforward, think of someone standing, then turn them around. The butt is cute, pert. the light bouncing against a small amount of fur. The shoulders are broad, and the back is hairless. It’s… my butt! Same as the shower pic, but flaccid, the thick foreskin now entirely covering the head. Same as the butt pic from before but the angle is slightly less dramatic, and you see a little more of my face. That really was too much light coming through the window.
April 20, 2024 at 4:34 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Some more answers before bed.
Q: wut do ur feet look like A: I don’t share the 🦶🥵 so I always felt it’d be kinda bullshit if I posted feet pics. is there even demand? Do you like this? Q: do you want to move to France? A: yes and no. There’s really no escaping what’s coming. I’m almost 40. I have a life here, I understand it here even if I hate it, and I don’t know if I want to feel like a stranger again. But also: oh god, yes. Q: please! Love me! Plow me! A: 📞👨‍🦰 who is this? Q: the longest time you’ve ever gone without showering? A: five days? However long my longest camping trip was. First the feet and now this. You’re just flirting now.
April 10, 2024 at 6:02 AM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Some answers.
Q: weirdest place you’ve ever gone to the bathroom? A: my dad’s office chair when I was 8. (He had really good games and no pause button, so…) Q: why are you the way that you are A: you’re asking a bisexual Frenchman this? Answered. Who are you rooting for to win drag race? There is a wrong answer, fyi. Muahaha A: SAPPHIRA duh. I wouldn’t pay Plane Jane is a “wrong answer”, but it would be upsetting. Q: how gay r u rly A: half as much as I’d like, and twice as much as you deserve 💋
April 10, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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I’m back on my ”recommended” BS, so enjoy this peak soft&lovely gut-bod before I’m forced to (re-)lose 50lbs.
Nude shot, on a bed, from the chest down, stopping just above the knee. Thick and abundant pubes surround a flaccid dick. The rest of the body is much less hairy, but the trunk is thick, with a decent gut and thighs to match. A nearly identical shot, but with a wider view so that you see the beard. I have cruelly put my black shirt behind my head so that the pit is covered. The cock is now up, hard, and curved, with my hand grabbing it An extreme low angle of the second pic, looking up. It’s all balls, dick, gut, nipple, and a bit of neck.
April 4, 2024 at 4:34 AM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
I KNEW IT
I am, of course, clustered with the Furries.
February 7, 2024 at 6:34 AM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
I didn’t think I was as hard as I could be, so I sent these out,
⏩️⏩️
*Now* I can sleep.
Laying in bed nude with a mostly erect penis. My hand snakes underneath and grabs the inner thigh, just out of frame. You see something of a beard before it cuts off at the top, but in between is slightly hairy chest and a soft, hefty gut. Same idea, slightly different angle, but this is mostly an extra for the armpit/pit fans.
February 6, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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“It’s the Sunday before a week of meetings! Feed your mind by finding new music, a good film, maybe revisit and update your portfolio. You could even clean and set your mind right before tonight’s drag show!”

I… I want to edge for two hours and post about it.
A nude shot, cut off at the neck, with a semi soft dick and hairy bush. The foreskin is only partially pulled back, and the head is looking a bit purple. The thighs are meaty, the gut is paunchy and cute, and chest is slightly hairy. Higher up, the nipples are waiting to be tweaked Basically the same shot as the first at a slightly different angle/pose. The head is slightly more defined under the foreskin. When I can’t decide between shots, why not post both?
February 4, 2024 at 6:34 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
A month of drought and this set comes out of nowhere and ahead of schedule for Tuesday.
Hello everyone, it’s been awhile (again)
Pic of me from the neck down, laying on the bed nude. Feeling stocky and thick in the gut, thighs, and dick. There’s a bit of pit there too. Another pic from the neck down, but with the legs down too. Dick is just out of frame, but that big belly is well lit and right there, waiting to cuddle up on someone Seated and chunky, holding a semi at the camera Pic nearly identical to the first, but with a real good view of that length and girth. There’s some real thickness to get into, in more ways than one.
January 30, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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🤘
Screencap showing that I have 666 followers
January 8, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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It’s the end of the year at with a pic (or two) of you shirtless

(Reposted to tag appropriately)
What the lady said. A shirtless pic, slightly leaning with both arms forward and hands resting on the table. Not explicitly forward, but... a little suggestive. I've got a bit of a gut peeking over the waistline of my maroon sweats, and while I'm not exactly hairy there's enough fuzz to soften things up. What was suggestive in the last pic is now clear, if a bit obscured. Standing up straighter, I'm still shirtless but pulling down the sweats to expose the pubes, stopping just shy of the root. It's not a forest, but you can still bury your face in it. The veins on my arms are especially noticeable here. I might be dehydrated today. Because I can't do this seriously, I still have my Christmas decor up in the background, and there's the outline of a kitty carrying a big plate of food right between my arm and torso. It's extremely noticeable. To me.
December 31, 2023 at 8:14 PM
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fave 2023 nudes - back and front category
My fave front nude is actually the first pic of the last nudes I posted, but that’s less exciting.
Holding up my dick for the camera like it’s getting weighed at a show. The head is full, veins zaggin. The angle is looking up such that you can see one (1) nipple. Laying on an outside couch, POV angled up at me on my knees, the outside lighting and nearby fire light bouncing off my back and the slight fur on my round butt.
December 26, 2023 at 7:21 PM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Hey, so
It’s been awhile.
A nude from overhead, from my thighs to my neck, laying on a bed and feeling soft and hefty. A little bit hairy, and mostly hard, my other hand is on my dick A slightly different angle of the same thing, though you see my beard, pits, and dick a bit more.
December 17, 2023 at 5:06 AM
commawithnobrakes.bsky.social
Haus of Decline panel where Garnet tells Steven Universe that “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Steven” To which Steven replies, “Damn”
November 28, 2023 at 9:25 PM
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A black man in the background of the cover photo to this story, probably just standing around tbh, but looking fairly skeptical or indifferent relative to Irsay’s passionate delusion.
November 23, 2023 at 12:24 AM
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Hump day AND I’m not in an office building for it? I… am ready.
A hard and veiny dick with some good thighs. The balls are furry and compact, sorry to all the big sac enjoyers out there.
November 22, 2023 at 5:49 PM