@commandercrabby.bsky.social
Well that's just fucking great...!
The Klingons have attacked Pahvo again.
Otherwise, you haven't missed much.
Otherwise, you haven't missed much.
What the hell have i missed?!
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well that's just fucking great...!
What the hell have i missed?!
October 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What the hell have i missed?!
[Sigh] Brilliant...
He's been working on it, and he determined that it was an overloading phaser.
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
[Sigh] Brilliant...
[Jaw twitch]
You walked in just as Commander Lorca was telling me this happened.
Right now you know just as much as I do, which isn't much.
He will update us when he knows more.
Right now you know just as much as I do, which isn't much.
He will update us when he knows more.
And, as acting Captain, I should be made aware.
September 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
[Jaw twitch]
And, as acting Captain, I should be made aware.
This is still under investigation.
September 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And, as acting Captain, I should be made aware.
[Grumble]
That is why you're here. I'd like to keep him off the bridge unless absolutely necessary due to not having another option.
We...should rethink having him on the bridge in the future.
September 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
[Grumble]
September 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We...should rethink having him on the bridge in the future.
He's the reserve Captain for emergencies when I don't have anyone else to take the bridge if I can't.
The faster you get there, the faster I can get to Dr. Culber for flu medication.
The faster you get there, the faster I can get to Dr. Culber for flu medication.
Which is exactly why that's the worst idea imaginable!
I'll take the Bridge. But I won't be nice about it.
...[mutters] Do somethin' about that damn sneezing.
I'll take the Bridge. But I won't be nice about it.
...[mutters] Do somethin' about that damn sneezing.
September 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We...should rethink having him on the bridge in the future.
Which is exactly why that's the worst idea imaginable!
I'll take the Bridge. But I won't be nice about it.
...[mutters] Do somethin' about that damn sneezing.
I'll take the Bridge. But I won't be nice about it.
...[mutters] Do somethin' about that damn sneezing.
[Sneezes]
Of course, he will, because he is Terran and crazier than everyone onboard combined!
Of course, he will, because he is Terran and crazier than everyone onboard combined!
[Barks] Bad idea! He'll do something insane.
September 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Which is exactly why that's the worst idea imaginable!
I'll take the Bridge. But I won't be nice about it.
...[mutters] Do somethin' about that damn sneezing.
I'll take the Bridge. But I won't be nice about it.
...[mutters] Do somethin' about that damn sneezing.
[Barks] Bad idea! He'll do something insane.
I could always send… [turns away and covers her face, sneezing] Terran Gabe to the bridge in your place.
Of all the....[mutter mutter]
September 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
[Barks] Bad idea! He'll do something insane.
Of all the....[mutter mutter]
[Nods, turns away to cover her face, and sneezes]
I'm going to see Dr Culber. You have the bridge.
I'm going to see Dr Culber. You have the bridge.
[Mumbles] Bastards.....
September 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Of all the....[mutter mutter]
//Been away for a while. Wasn't the best of times, and needed some time away.
August 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
//Been away for a while. Wasn't the best of times, and needed some time away.
[Mumbles] Bastards.....
@commandercrabby.bsky.social
I'm going to need you to take command of the ship.
Both Gabe and Alex have the flu, and I'll have it soon too because I'm taking care of Gabe.
I'm going to need you to take command of the ship.
Both Gabe and Alex have the flu, and I'll have it soon too because I'm taking care of Gabe.
August 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
[Mumbles] Bastards.....
Here we go again.
April 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Here we go again.
Don't even think about it.
Sounds fun.
April 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Don't even think about it.
[Rolls his eyes, laughing at the thought.]
Oh lord.
I mean, he's older than me, so that'd be weird, wouldn't it?
Oh lord.
I mean, he's older than me, so that'd be weird, wouldn't it?
[Smiles, trying not to giggle]
Good luck spanking Terran Gabe.
I was half expecting he'd be the one to do something stupid today.
Good luck spanking Terran Gabe.
I was half expecting he'd be the one to do something stupid today.
Anyone tests me today, they're getting put over my knee.
April 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
[Rolls his eyes, laughing at the thought.]
Oh lord.
I mean, he's older than me, so that'd be weird, wouldn't it?
Oh lord.
I mean, he's older than me, so that'd be weird, wouldn't it?
Anyone tests me today, they're getting put over my knee.
April 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Anyone tests me today, they're getting put over my knee.
It may not be ideal, but I've got Tilly and Owo taking the bridge.
I'm sorry and I hope you're feeling better soon.
Gabe won't be happy about this, but it looks like I've got the bridge.
Gabe won't be happy about this, but it looks like I've got the bridge.
I'm gonna have to designate that to someone else.
Something didn't agree with me. My gut's in full evac mode.
Something didn't agree with me. My gut's in full evac mode.
March 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It may not be ideal, but I've got Tilly and Owo taking the bridge.
I'm gonna have to designate that to someone else.
Something didn't agree with me. My gut's in full evac mode.
Something didn't agree with me. My gut's in full evac mode.
@commandercrabby.bsky.social
I need you to take the bridge for a few days.
Gabe dislocated his shoulder, and it's worse today, so I'm taking him to Dr Culber.
I’ll be taking a few days off to stay with him.
I need you to take the bridge for a few days.
Gabe dislocated his shoulder, and it's worse today, so I'm taking him to Dr Culber.
I’ll be taking a few days off to stay with him.
March 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm gonna have to designate that to someone else.
Something didn't agree with me. My gut's in full evac mode.
Something didn't agree with me. My gut's in full evac mode.
I missed a hell of a night, didn't I?
This time it wasn't Burnham.
Some cadets and ensigns got Gabe drunk and played poker with him. Strip poker.
Vance had to step in to stop the evidence from circulating.
There is also dumbfuckery on Starbase 5 that Terral is handling.
Some cadets and ensigns got Gabe drunk and played poker with him. Strip poker.
Vance had to step in to stop the evidence from circulating.
There is also dumbfuckery on Starbase 5 that Terral is handling.
[Sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose]
What did Burnham do?
What did Burnham do?
March 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I missed a hell of a night, didn't I?
[Sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose]
What did Burnham do?
What did Burnham do?
Are you absolutely sure that you want the answer to that question?
I've been on shore leave for a while.
What fuckery did I miss?
What fuckery did I miss?
March 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
[Sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose]
What did Burnham do?
What did Burnham do?
I've been on shore leave for a while.
What fuckery did I miss?
What fuckery did I miss?
March 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I've been on shore leave for a while.
What fuckery did I miss?
What fuckery did I miss?
Yeah, he's...on the ship.
//Liking is a little much. Let's stick to just the rts, thanks
//Liking is a little much. Let's stick to just the rts, thanks
Right.
He was… *unfortunately* the first captain of the USS Discovery.
He was… *unfortunately* the first captain of the USS Discovery.
Philippa
That other name sounds familiar, though. Scary lookin' guy in leather?
That other name sounds familiar, though. Scary lookin' guy in leather?
February 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Yeah, he's...on the ship.
//Liking is a little much. Let's stick to just the rts, thanks
//Liking is a little much. Let's stick to just the rts, thanks
Philippa
That other name sounds familiar, though. Scary lookin' guy in leather?
That other name sounds familiar, though. Scary lookin' guy in leather?
Philippa or Lorca?
We may have another problem on our hands.
Seems someone from your past has made their way to our time.
Seems someone from your past has made their way to our time.
February 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Philippa
That other name sounds familiar, though. Scary lookin' guy in leather?
That other name sounds familiar, though. Scary lookin' guy in leather?