Earl Marshall Poirot, Commander of the Eastern Shores.
@commander-poirot.bsky.social
Stop paying so much attention to what some people say
I am arent i?
October 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I am arent i?
Throw it then!!
October 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Throw it then!!
Oh for a fucking perfect world where we can all make the right choices and decisions and all will be well with the world.
We're heading for hard times and few of us will see the world we want to
Too much tribalism
We're heading for hard times and few of us will see the world we want to
Too much tribalism
October 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Oh for a fucking perfect world where we can all make the right choices and decisions and all will be well with the world.
We're heading for hard times and few of us will see the world we want to
Too much tribalism
We're heading for hard times and few of us will see the world we want to
Too much tribalism
Always
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Always
Not really Chief
What a fucking sad sack. Gets trolled by the person they're trying to troll and gets butt hurt and still acts clever.
You need to stop wanking into a sock¹ in a room in your parents basement
¹ Ironic given this is a sock account 🤣
Grow up
What a fucking sad sack. Gets trolled by the person they're trying to troll and gets butt hurt and still acts clever.
You need to stop wanking into a sock¹ in a room in your parents basement
¹ Ironic given this is a sock account 🤣
Grow up
September 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Not really Chief
What a fucking sad sack. Gets trolled by the person they're trying to troll and gets butt hurt and still acts clever.
You need to stop wanking into a sock¹ in a room in your parents basement
¹ Ironic given this is a sock account 🤣
Grow up
What a fucking sad sack. Gets trolled by the person they're trying to troll and gets butt hurt and still acts clever.
You need to stop wanking into a sock¹ in a room in your parents basement
¹ Ironic given this is a sock account 🤣
Grow up
Just as soon as I see some clear delegation of authority.
Normal chain of command applies
Normal chain of command applies
September 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just as soon as I see some clear delegation of authority.
Normal chain of command applies
Normal chain of command applies
I'm going to have to eat loads of grass and maybe some fox poo first if you want me to sick on them.
September 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm going to have to eat loads of grass and maybe some fox poo first if you want me to sick on them.
As soon as some words actually delegating command are received from the noble Wulfhelm then we'll instruct the Fyrd.
So you have been told to sort it, not us.
So you have been told to sort it, not us.
September 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
As soon as some words actually delegating command are received from the noble Wulfhelm then we'll instruct the Fyrd.
So you have been told to sort it, not us.
So you have been told to sort it, not us.
It's just me then?
September 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's just me then?
When will Mr Pip be barking at cats?
September 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When will Mr Pip be barking at cats?
Generally true though
September 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Generally true though
Depends how far and fast you throw it.
September 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Depends how far and fast you throw it.
Finally, someone who gets it!
September 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Finally, someone who gets it!
It's about entertainment, not safety
September 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's about entertainment, not safety
Just throw the ball M.C.
Throw the ball
Throw the ball
September 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just throw the ball M.C.
Throw the ball
Throw the ball
Excellent, just what duels are intended for
September 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Excellent, just what duels are intended for
Not in this case
September 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Not in this case
The Fyrd have been incredibly silly and appear to have only taken a transmitter - presumably to maximise cheese rations.
Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.
Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The Fyrd have been incredibly silly and appear to have only taken a transmitter - presumably to maximise cheese rations.
Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.
Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
You can't unilaterally offer bounties but you could have a duel. I shall of course undertake the role of referee to ensure fair play if you choose to take this route
September 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You can't unilaterally offer bounties but you could have a duel. I shall of course undertake the role of referee to ensure fair play if you choose to take this route
The Fyrd have been incredibly silly and appear to have only taken a transmitter - presumably to maximise cheese rations.
Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.
Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.
September 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The Fyrd have been incredibly silly and appear to have only taken a transmitter - presumably to maximise cheese rations.
Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.
Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.