— SPAMTON
@comingupnext.bsky.social
— AND LIKE YOU, I'M A GENIUS, BEFORE MY TIME!
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Pinned
You get patted down? They have metal detectors and hit me with a chair if they see a bomb
They pat me down every time I come into the building so I can’t sneak my gun in
Realest shit anyone's ever said
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You get patted down? They have metal detectors and hit me with a chair if they see a bomb
Realest shit anyone's ever said
Quick bathroom break to hit your head on the counter until you get dizzy
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Realest shit anyone's ever said
Going to work and- you guessed it- I already want to kill myself
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Going to work and- you guessed it- I already want to kill myself
Reposted by — SPAMTON
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Can you just *stop*.
Stop being so damn nice. It just makes me feel bad.
Nothing good happens when I hang out with you and Cody.
Just give up on me so I can leave in peace.
Can you just *stop*.
Stop being so damn nice. It just makes me feel bad.
Nothing good happens when I hang out with you and Cody.
Just give up on me so I can leave in peace.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Can you just *stop*.
Stop being so damn nice. It just makes me feel bad.
Nothing good happens when I hang out with you and Cody.
Just give up on me so I can leave in peace.
Can you just *stop*.
Stop being so damn nice. It just makes me feel bad.
Nothing good happens when I hang out with you and Cody.
Just give up on me so I can leave in peace.
This job is weird.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This job is weird.
I'm extremely impressionable and easy to push around. Which is bad apparently
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm extremely impressionable and easy to push around. Which is bad apparently
I think my co-workers are pretty cool-!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I think my co-workers are pretty cool-!!
{{ this is basically addispam in a suit. not full of herself yet. like 0 confidence
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
{{ this is basically addispam in a suit. not full of herself yet. like 0 confidence
Uhh. Ok how do I--
"I. LOVE. TV. TIME."
Did I say it right?
{ Staring confused at a sheet of paper. }
That's-- that's all it says, I-
Ok?? I guess??
"I. LOVE. TV. TIME."
Did I say it right?
{ Staring confused at a sheet of paper. }
That's-- that's all it says, I-
Ok?? I guess??
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Uhh. Ok how do I--
"I. LOVE. TV. TIME."
Did I say it right?
{ Staring confused at a sheet of paper. }
That's-- that's all it says, I-
Ok?? I guess??
"I. LOVE. TV. TIME."
Did I say it right?
{ Staring confused at a sheet of paper. }
That's-- that's all it says, I-
Ok?? I guess??
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM