Isaac Paris
@comicisaacparis.bsky.social
A keyboard player, artist, comedian, educator, clown, retro vintage tiki exotica enthusiast. In Oregon, from alaska originally.
probably the explanation for most cryptids and ghosts in the past was just glasses with customized prescriptions hadn't been invented yet.
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
probably the explanation for most cryptids and ghosts in the past was just glasses with customized prescriptions hadn't been invented yet.
My partner is costuming a production of the importance of being earnest, and Algernon is a total fuckboy, they are basically making Algernon two costumes entirely out of items from my closet.
May 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My partner is costuming a production of the importance of being earnest, and Algernon is a total fuckboy, they are basically making Algernon two costumes entirely out of items from my closet.
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Here is a new episode of future macabre radio. Now with more queer characters!
Here is a new episode of future macabre radio. Now with more queer characters!
Future Macabre Radio: episode 7, The island of Dr. Vertussis
YouTube video by Isaac Paris
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May 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
youtu.be/okkikgfG_no?...
Here is a new episode of future macabre radio. Now with more queer characters!
Here is a new episode of future macabre radio. Now with more queer characters!
Working on a woodcut print based on a drawing I made last summer of a burlesque dancer.
May 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Working on a woodcut print based on a drawing I made last summer of a burlesque dancer.
I’m home sick today and feeling miserable, what should I do?
February 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m home sick today and feeling miserable, what should I do?
Jeffrey Lewis and grasping straws at sam bonds in Eugene.
October 24, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Jeffrey Lewis and grasping straws at sam bonds in Eugene.
My brightest diamond in Eugene at the hult center
October 24, 2024 at 6:10 AM
My brightest diamond in Eugene at the hult center
“You ever seen The Shining… on weed?” Eh that’s nothing. Try seeing N improv performance when you have an unrequited crush on an amateur actor!
October 24, 2024 at 6:08 AM
“You ever seen The Shining… on weed?” Eh that’s nothing. Try seeing N improv performance when you have an unrequited crush on an amateur actor!
Something different is going on when comedians make a joke to their supporters who are comedy fans, and when a right wing politician or millionaire like JD Vance or Elon Musk make a “joke.” Yes I’m referring to the bomb threats at schools and hospitals.
September 16, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Something different is going on when comedians make a joke to their supporters who are comedy fans, and when a right wing politician or millionaire like JD Vance or Elon Musk make a “joke.” Yes I’m referring to the bomb threats at schools and hospitals.
New science fiction radio plays available at futuremacabre.bandcamp.com
Who should I be emailing? Who still listens to radio plays?
Who should I be emailing? Who still listens to radio plays?
FutureMacabre
A series of original radio plays, first released in 2024. In the tradition of "X Minus 1" and "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy."
futuremacabre.bandcamp.com
August 8, 2024 at 7:58 PM
New science fiction radio plays available at futuremacabre.bandcamp.com
Who should I be emailing? Who still listens to radio plays?
Who should I be emailing? Who still listens to radio plays?
Original
Radio plays in the science fiction genre. Check out the master versions of the episodes at futuremacabre.bandcamp.com
Radio plays in the science fiction genre. Check out the master versions of the episodes at futuremacabre.bandcamp.com
FutureMacabre
A series of original radio plays, first released in 2024. In the tradition of "X Minus 1" and "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy."
futuremacabre.bandcamp.com
August 1, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Original
Radio plays in the science fiction genre. Check out the master versions of the episodes at futuremacabre.bandcamp.com
Radio plays in the science fiction genre. Check out the master versions of the episodes at futuremacabre.bandcamp.com
Who’s the Shanin Blake of comedy?
June 6, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Who’s the Shanin Blake of comedy?
When I was 12, a child, a friend would lip synch performances for me in his bedroom,
He was very particular and didn’t want the song interrupted. I now realize that was very queer. He also would handcuff me to trees in the woods, which was queer also, but at the time I thought was mean.
He was very particular and didn’t want the song interrupted. I now realize that was very queer. He also would handcuff me to trees in the woods, which was queer also, but at the time I thought was mean.
May 13, 2024 at 6:38 PM
When I was 12, a child, a friend would lip synch performances for me in his bedroom,
He was very particular and didn’t want the song interrupted. I now realize that was very queer. He also would handcuff me to trees in the woods, which was queer also, but at the time I thought was mean.
He was very particular and didn’t want the song interrupted. I now realize that was very queer. He also would handcuff me to trees in the woods, which was queer also, but at the time I thought was mean.
Some all women colleges have male teachers, that’s like a gluten free pizza that still has gluten in the crust, “we just mean our TOPPINGS are gluten free.”
May 6, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Some all women colleges have male teachers, that’s like a gluten free pizza that still has gluten in the crust, “we just mean our TOPPINGS are gluten free.”
Something we don’t talk about enough is that post jazz is mostly indistinguishable from post rock, just played by jazz musicians.
May 6, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Something we don’t talk about enough is that post jazz is mostly indistinguishable from post rock, just played by jazz musicians.
It’s nice that you can get Pokémon pictures or pretty caribou or like… a pride flag on your credit cards and not have to use paper money which has pics of old white slave owners and the eye of providence on it. We need more innovation like this. Images matter.
April 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
It’s nice that you can get Pokémon pictures or pretty caribou or like… a pride flag on your credit cards and not have to use paper money which has pics of old white slave owners and the eye of providence on it. We need more innovation like this. Images matter.
Why is it “salt and vinegar” flavored chips, but not “salt and cheddar and sour cream” “salt and dill pickle” “salt and ranch” “salt and barbecue” “salt and sour cream and onion” “salt and salt and pepper,” “salt and chicken and waffles.”
April 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Why is it “salt and vinegar” flavored chips, but not “salt and cheddar and sour cream” “salt and dill pickle” “salt and ranch” “salt and barbecue” “salt and sour cream and onion” “salt and salt and pepper,” “salt and chicken and waffles.”
Stop saying “really unique,” drop “really,” use different adjectives to describe their unique things if they wanted to specify more unique than other common unique things, you could say extremely unique, solipsistically unique, Singularly unique, distinctively unique, without peer, sui generis
April 12, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Stop saying “really unique,” drop “really,” use different adjectives to describe their unique things if they wanted to specify more unique than other common unique things, you could say extremely unique, solipsistically unique, Singularly unique, distinctively unique, without peer, sui generis
You’ve heard of Garfield without Garfield? Let’s use ai to take Jerry Garcia’s voice and guitar playing out of grateful dead/ Jerry Garcia band recordings
April 5, 2024 at 5:05 PM
You’ve heard of Garfield without Garfield? Let’s use ai to take Jerry Garcia’s voice and guitar playing out of grateful dead/ Jerry Garcia band recordings
Why did the influencer leave baking soda out of her cookie recipe? Cuz it was so basic
March 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Why did the influencer leave baking soda out of her cookie recipe? Cuz it was so basic
It’s objectively funny that if you scroll down on president Biden’s tweets, everyone is calling him an idiot, and then it’s interrupted by Cheech and Chong selling gummies, and then more people yelling and complaining.
March 1, 2024 at 2:01 AM
It’s objectively funny that if you scroll down on president Biden’s tweets, everyone is calling him an idiot, and then it’s interrupted by Cheech and Chong selling gummies, and then more people yelling and complaining.
Promotions manager for discord at meeting: “discord… brings us together.”
February 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Promotions manager for discord at meeting: “discord… brings us together.”
Just a tribute, not a real Nathan Pyle joke, but he did draw the picture.
February 11, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Just a tribute, not a real Nathan Pyle joke, but he did draw the picture.
Got this from my boyfriend, should I break up with him?
February 10, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Got this from my boyfriend, should I break up with him?
Of course I’m a people pleaser, I tried with rocks and trees and they didn’t even notice all my effort!
February 10, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Of course I’m a people pleaser, I tried with rocks and trees and they didn’t even notice all my effort!