@comicdoug.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, actor, engineer and independent thinker. Former athlete but now just old and broke down.
So If things were working correctly Trump would be charged by the ICJ with breaking international law(s) and a warrant issued for his arrest. Otherwise this is just the beginning. Greenland is getting a little mouthy, Canadian cartels control the maple syrup supply.
January 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
So If things were working correctly Trump would be charged by the ICJ with breaking international law(s) and a warrant issued for his arrest. Otherwise this is just the beginning. Greenland is getting a little mouthy, Canadian cartels control the maple syrup supply.
I find it amazing that certain right wing mouthpieces are blaming the Brown shooting on "Muslim cockroaches" and the "woke left" but not guns.
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I find it amazing that certain right wing mouthpieces are blaming the Brown shooting on "Muslim cockroaches" and the "woke left" but not guns.
I have just become the proud recipient of the Cracker Jack Peace Award that I awarded myself. It is a fine whistle, historically great, nobody has better whistles.
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have just become the proud recipient of the Cracker Jack Peace Award that I awarded myself. It is a fine whistle, historically great, nobody has better whistles.
I'm fine with Trump renaming everything after himself. I just want truth in advertising so every building should start with "Convicted Felon...".
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm fine with Trump renaming everything after himself. I just want truth in advertising so every building should start with "Convicted Felon...".
Trump's new theme song should be Sundown. You'll figure it out.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Trump's new theme song should be Sundown. You'll figure it out.
At this point I'm pretty well convinced that if you threw a bucket of water on Trump he would melt.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
At this point I'm pretty well convinced that if you threw a bucket of water on Trump he would melt.
The best part of doing nothing is the feeling of accomplishment when you're done.
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The best part of doing nothing is the feeling of accomplishment when you're done.
Just thinking outside the box here but if the government is shut down and we can't afford to pay the military or essential workers wouldn't it make sense to NOT spend money on golf for the president? He's a government worker, can he be furloughed?
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just thinking outside the box here but if the government is shut down and we can't afford to pay the military or essential workers wouldn't it make sense to NOT spend money on golf for the president? He's a government worker, can he be furloughed?
If people don't want vaccines that is their right. I also think they should be required to pay all of the medical costs for themselves and anyone they infect. No insurance or tax payer money.
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If people don't want vaccines that is their right. I also think they should be required to pay all of the medical costs for themselves and anyone they infect. No insurance or tax payer money.
I have determined that Donald Trump is the product of AI. There is obviously no actual intelligence present.
October 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I have determined that Donald Trump is the product of AI. There is obviously no actual intelligence present.
Call me crazy but I would think that murdering civilians in international waters would sort of be a deal breaker when they are considering people for a Nobel Peace Prize.
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Call me crazy but I would think that murdering civilians in international waters would sort of be a deal breaker when they are considering people for a Nobel Peace Prize.
So ANTIFA is now considered a terrorist organization because they want to "overthrow the government". They want to get rid of fascism. How is that a threat to government unless... Oh, now I get it.
October 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
So ANTIFA is now considered a terrorist organization because they want to "overthrow the government". They want to get rid of fascism. How is that a threat to government unless... Oh, now I get it.
I saw one of the MAGA talking heads the other day saying that we should only speak American in this country. So I guess we all have to learn Navajo.
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I saw one of the MAGA talking heads the other day saying that we should only speak American in this country. So I guess we all have to learn Navajo.
So according to the fake doctors and scientists currently in charge of public health in this country Tylenol causes autism. Tylenol was introduced in 1955. Autism has been officially recognized for over 100 years and observed under other names for centuries. Another distraction.
September 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So according to the fake doctors and scientists currently in charge of public health in this country Tylenol causes autism. Tylenol was introduced in 1955. Autism has been officially recognized for over 100 years and observed under other names for centuries. Another distraction.
I find it interesting when Trump says that 97% of network coverage is negative. Obviously that is a problem and should be investigated. I did some digging and determined that the reason is because they give him the benefit of the doubt 3% of the time.
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I find it interesting when Trump says that 97% of network coverage is negative. Obviously that is a problem and should be investigated. I did some digging and determined that the reason is because they give him the benefit of the doubt 3% of the time.
It's been confirmed. Donald Trump is suffering through Stage 9 stupidity.
September 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's been confirmed. Donald Trump is suffering through Stage 9 stupidity.
So less than 25,000 Americans lost their lives to gunfire during the Revolutionary War. Roughly 40,000 Americans a year die due to gun violence now. Obviously, something's wrong.
September 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So less than 25,000 Americans lost their lives to gunfire during the Revolutionary War. Roughly 40,000 Americans a year die due to gun violence now. Obviously, something's wrong.
Who would have thought that 38th percentile Trump would make us miss smart presidents, like George W.
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Who would have thought that 38th percentile Trump would make us miss smart presidents, like George W.
Thank God I live in Florida where my kids don't have to get those pesky vaccinations and can get polio like God intended.
September 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Thank God I live in Florida where my kids don't have to get those pesky vaccinations and can get polio like God intended.
I can tell by looking at RFK jr. that he ate lead paint as a child.
August 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I can tell by looking at RFK jr. that he ate lead paint as a child.
So after Trump gives Putin the Sudetenland everything will be fine I'm sure.
August 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So after Trump gives Putin the Sudetenland everything will be fine I'm sure.
Eight states are trying to pass laws to outlaw chemtrails, they should probably add amendments for unicorns, dragons and balanced budgets.
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Eight states are trying to pass laws to outlaw chemtrails, they should probably add amendments for unicorns, dragons and balanced budgets.
I saw last night that Trump stated that he would not impose tariffs in gold. That is such a relief since I was just headed to the precious metal aisle at Aldi.
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I saw last night that Trump stated that he would not impose tariffs in gold. That is such a relief since I was just headed to the precious metal aisle at Aldi.
I know I'm not the first but I will call it right now. Maxwell gets a pardon and then states publicly that Trump was not involved at all with Epstein, hardly knew the man.
August 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I know I'm not the first but I will call it right now. Maxwell gets a pardon and then states publicly that Trump was not involved at all with Epstein, hardly knew the man.
I agree with Trump, we need to go back to the previous names for things. So Convicted Felon Donald Trump it shall be.
July 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I agree with Trump, we need to go back to the previous names for things. So Convicted Felon Donald Trump it shall be.