Nobody's talking about the fact that Po from Kung Fu Panda definitely has a stomach problem since he ate a shit ton of horsehair plaster trying to eat Monkey's hidden cookies. The ratio was like 90/10 plaster to cookie, fucker is gonna die of intestinal blockage.

Tons trek towards the smol, and find it unattainable.

Many wander to the chungus, and cannot reach it.

Just be 100 keanu wholesome based gamer god, and you'll find the happy medium.