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Harlot's Paramour 🕺🏿
@comesthoughts.bsky.social
29, 🏳️‍🌈,♊, SEA, NSFW, 21+, Taken,

Gay as shit, kind as fuck, dumb as sin

Love Games, Movies, Cartoons, Anime, DnD, Comedy, Cooking and Eating, 🍆&🍑; DMs open for any and all of the above ❤️
Dating an indigequeer plant
Pinned
My two flavors!
I'm very excited about all of this. Literally the best things to ever happen to me. I have a goated partner.

@greygrasshoe.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
There was no way it was gonna happen, but I wish I was at PAX today:(
I wanna see me some Pointy Hat and Persephiroth I love them both so much
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
And I was just at work!? 👿👿👿
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The style architect himself 🪳 🤭
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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🫩🫩🫩
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My turn 😜
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm alive, here are my tits lol
@northof88.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Demon Stalker movie was really, really good.

If you can see it in Dolby it is very worth it
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I started playing BioShock again (literally one of my favorite game series of all time) and I'm sad to report that it made me actually jumpy and stressed out this time around. Like I'm gonna finish it, but it's moved from the Comfort Game category to the Spooky Game category in my heart 😢
September 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I’m tired of fighting against the world and then also having to deal with transphobic ignorant old gays on top of it like who the fuck was on the front lines of gay liberation 😤
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Sunday.
September 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
FUCK I'M SO LUCKY 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I get to put my face in there
The week is over, a round of applause is in order! These cheeks need clapped.
September 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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The week is over, a round of applause is in order! These cheeks need clapped.
September 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Dream
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
And that's my baby 🥵
August 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I herald his beginning.
I herald your end.
I herald...... skulduggery
I herald his beginning. I herald your end. I herald...... faggots
August 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
People call Princess Bubblegum mean because of how she talked about Raggedy Princess, but I think she was just being a real ass bitch. That was not her friend, that was not her sister. That was her coworker, and RP could've been annoying to work with. Also that shit was funny as fuck.
August 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm not feelin it, I'm not feelin it
August 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Engagement bait!
No cheating!
Post your Lock Screen!

Admittedly I'm not over KPop Demon Hunters yet lol
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Good morning! Stop using A.I. it is ruining the planet.
July 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Munkeebating at work and jizz tagging the warehouse floor.
How else you gonna make Employee of the Month???
#TheGoonersHandbook
July 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM