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elder emo, technically
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💕she/they 🧨elder emo/raver 🖤back on my cringey middle school interests 🔮🕯️
i’m 5’5” and ppl at work thought i was at least 5’7”/5’8”. omg they said i give off tall vibes wow amazing
December 19, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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Today is National Emo Day.
December 19, 2024 at 5:13 AM
anyone have an tips on getting rid of cystic acne without having to see a doctor? i’ve had a pimple on my cheek for a week now and im feeling it’s not a regular pimple :(
December 13, 2024 at 1:30 AM
yall im smoking for the first time in over a month. i’m so stoked. and im bout to be stoned 😏
December 13, 2024 at 1:29 AM
i know it’s “rude” but sometimes it feels really good to chew with your mouth open. just loud SMACKs
December 13, 2024 at 1:26 AM
i’m at a work lunch and i somehow ended up at the table with the bosses. WHAT THE FUCK
December 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
momma i’m in love with a criiiminaaaaallll
Luigi Mangione reportedly debated using a bomb to kill UnitedHealthcare’s CEO but ultimately decided to shoot him to spare the lives of nearby innocent people.
December 11, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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CNN reports that a two-page document from Luigi Mangione was found, which included the lines:

“These parasites had it coming. I do apologize for any strife and trauma, but it had to be done.”
December 10, 2024 at 7:43 AM
v proud of myself. shotgunned a drink for the first time SUCCESSFULLY
December 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM
insanity 😭😭😭 (sadly very funny)
A UnitedHealthcare CEO murderer lookalike competition was held today in New York.
December 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM
either i’m going through second puberty or i absorbed my twin in the womb and they’re coming out for revenge.

i have a MASSIVE zit on my cheek 😭😭😭
December 7, 2024 at 2:23 AM
i will be TUNED IN IM SO EXCITED TO HEAR THAT SCARY MUSIC AGAIN
First poster for ‘28 YEARS LATER’, starring Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, & Ralph Fiennes.

In theaters on June 20, 2025
December 6, 2024 at 3:31 PM
honest question, in the willy wonka universe, do little ppl just not exist? ppl why are they pointing and making a spectacle of the oompa loompas? like rude omfg
December 6, 2024 at 1:15 AM
i know i’ll never even bid/win but damn one can dream
Some good news if you’re a (patient!) My Chemical Romance fan: Gerard has given me the go-ahead to auction off my original hand-drawn concept sketches of the fictitious language we created for the 2025 Black Parade tour. Will be listed for sale when the tour kicks off next year.
December 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
also i know im drinking coffee for sure bc i had mad bubble guts today. sorry tmi but 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
December 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
bro what’s the point in having my own desk if i can’t fucking eat at it. if i stay there on my lunch break, i got randoms fuckin bothering me. like HELLO you don’t see the fuckin spread i got in front of me rn???
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
my dreams have been TOO vivid the past couple nights. i miss weed so much. i just want solid dark sleep. i don’t like waking up confused
December 5, 2024 at 1:43 PM
i thought i was drinking coffee these past 2.5wks at work but i’ve actually been drinking vanilla hot chocolate lmao oops was wondering why my heartburn has improved
December 5, 2024 at 1:29 PM
i was so into my music this morning and wondered how my spotify was so spot on. i was listening to my top 2024 songs playlist 😂😂
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 PM
ps, my spotify wrapped 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
December 5, 2024 at 2:35 AM
i WILL become a music snob when i see everyone’s spotify wrapped every year. it’s only right.
December 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM
i’m holding off on sending tattoo inquiries until after i’m back from japan 😭😭 i’m trying to be responsible 😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
gotta love dreams on allergy meds omfg
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 PM
tbh i still have my x account just for porn sowwyyyy
December 1, 2024 at 2:55 PM
someone get me a thanksgiving sandwich on a bagel with cranberry sauce STAT
December 1, 2024 at 2:50 PM