Sam Minechaie
@comedysilver.bsky.social
Angst is the life blood of teenage life. Cringe is a survival instinct
I miss the days where I could eat pop-tarts
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I miss the days where I could eat pop-tarts
Continuing to work after giving your 2 week notice really do be like this.
a man in a suit and hat is standing on a set of stairs surrounded by pieces of broken glass .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing on a set of stairs surrounded by pieces of broken glass .
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Continuing to work after giving your 2 week notice really do be like this.
2 words cheese steak
July 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
2 words cheese steak
My back is acting up. Think I need one of those Calzone shots.
May 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My back is acting up. Think I need one of those Calzone shots.
Kids be like
"Dad, where have you been the last 30 years?"
No one ever ask
"Dad, how have you been the last 30 years"
"Dad, where have you been the last 30 years?"
No one ever ask
"Dad, how have you been the last 30 years"
April 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Kids be like
"Dad, where have you been the last 30 years?"
No one ever ask
"Dad, how have you been the last 30 years"
"Dad, where have you been the last 30 years?"
No one ever ask
"Dad, how have you been the last 30 years"
My life is a prison. With tv my is my window
March 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My life is a prison. With tv my is my window
Comedy skit idea. Dj, who tells the entire history of a cover song.
"Alright folks, let's get some late night fun going with dancing in the moonlight covered by Toploader! Originally released in 1972 by King Harvest, this song has endured quite a legacy....." and talks well into the next song.
"Alright folks, let's get some late night fun going with dancing in the moonlight covered by Toploader! Originally released in 1972 by King Harvest, this song has endured quite a legacy....." and talks well into the next song.
March 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Comedy skit idea. Dj, who tells the entire history of a cover song.
"Alright folks, let's get some late night fun going with dancing in the moonlight covered by Toploader! Originally released in 1972 by King Harvest, this song has endured quite a legacy....." and talks well into the next song.
"Alright folks, let's get some late night fun going with dancing in the moonlight covered by Toploader! Originally released in 1972 by King Harvest, this song has endured quite a legacy....." and talks well into the next song.
Challenge things if you're willing to learn. Everyone makes mistakes. It's how you grow from them that matters.
March 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Challenge things if you're willing to learn. Everyone makes mistakes. It's how you grow from them that matters.
I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change i can feel it. - some guy in a beck song
February 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change i can feel it. - some guy in a beck song
Me: Can I go back to bed now?
Elon: (Continues dismantling my fridge for corrupted snacks)
Elon: (Continues dismantling my fridge for corrupted snacks)
February 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Me: Can I go back to bed now?
Elon: (Continues dismantling my fridge for corrupted snacks)
Elon: (Continues dismantling my fridge for corrupted snacks)
I should really read labels on medicine before breaking the seal. Now I can't use the rest of them after taking one, and I have to return it for a refund 😭😭😭
February 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I should really read labels on medicine before breaking the seal. Now I can't use the rest of them after taking one, and I have to return it for a refund 😭😭😭
Me when that Doomsday clock finally hits midnight
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Me when that Doomsday clock finally hits midnight
Please let eric andre get his press pass back.
January 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Please let eric andre get his press pass back.
Facts to action
Urinating in the ocean has caused ocean levels to rise 3 inches over the last decade.
If people would stop urinating in the ocean we could slow the rise by 3cm a year.
Urinating in the ocean has caused ocean levels to rise 3 inches over the last decade.
If people would stop urinating in the ocean we could slow the rise by 3cm a year.
January 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Facts to action
Urinating in the ocean has caused ocean levels to rise 3 inches over the last decade.
If people would stop urinating in the ocean we could slow the rise by 3cm a year.
Urinating in the ocean has caused ocean levels to rise 3 inches over the last decade.
If people would stop urinating in the ocean we could slow the rise by 3cm a year.
The real woke mind virus was the friends we made along the way.
January 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The real woke mind virus was the friends we made along the way.
So I thought to myself. If I'm cold, so are they. So I brought them in. Still not sure what they all. All I know is I'm now scared and cold.
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So I thought to myself. If I'm cold, so are they. So I brought them in. Still not sure what they all. All I know is I'm now scared and cold.
Me: ECHO CHAMBER!
Echo: BROOOO SAME!
Echo: BROOOO SAME!
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Me: ECHO CHAMBER!
Echo: BROOOO SAME!
Echo: BROOOO SAME!
BREAKING NEWS
As Americans flock to Rednote. The Rock gets excited thinking Red Notice is getting an extra boost in popularity.
#rednote #Rock #Netflix #tiktok #weeklyplanet #supremecourt
As Americans flock to Rednote. The Rock gets excited thinking Red Notice is getting an extra boost in popularity.
#rednote #Rock #Netflix #tiktok #weeklyplanet #supremecourt
January 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
BREAKING NEWS
As Americans flock to Rednote. The Rock gets excited thinking Red Notice is getting an extra boost in popularity.
#rednote #Rock #Netflix #tiktok #weeklyplanet #supremecourt
As Americans flock to Rednote. The Rock gets excited thinking Red Notice is getting an extra boost in popularity.
#rednote #Rock #Netflix #tiktok #weeklyplanet #supremecourt
Some kid: Mom Dad. I'm sexually attracted to feet.
Dad: Bro, that's so random
Dad: Bro, that's so random
January 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Some kid: Mom Dad. I'm sexually attracted to feet.
Dad: Bro, that's so random
Dad: Bro, that's so random
Be who they aren't wanting to be. There is only one of them who are plenty #foodforwords
December 13, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Be who they aren't wanting to be. There is only one of them who are plenty #foodforwords
America didn't have an obesity crisis until after the popularity of Garfield the cat. Coincidence? I think not.
December 12, 2024 at 12:10 PM
America didn't have an obesity crisis until after the popularity of Garfield the cat. Coincidence? I think not.