Combover Guy
@comboverguy.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
I wanna see the giant Funko pops in Everett rot and get taken over by birds
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I wanna see the giant Funko pops in Everett rot and get taken over by birds
When I was nine I thought "Hey! This not my pee!!!" Was the funniest line ever
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When I was nine I thought "Hey! This not my pee!!!" Was the funniest line ever
there were a lot more faint moustaches
August 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
there were a lot more faint moustaches
That's some Dave Rubin shit
March 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
That's some Dave Rubin shit
I hope they didn't waste all that space. I wanna see a ten foot silverware drawer.
January 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I hope they didn't waste all that space. I wanna see a ten foot silverware drawer.
It was more fun when it was a compulsive liar doing this kind of thing
January 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It was more fun when it was a compulsive liar doing this kind of thing
I think as long as people have earplugs in they should feel physically safe saying any of this to your face
December 23, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I think as long as people have earplugs in they should feel physically safe saying any of this to your face
Jesus Christ it was so long I forgot that it had anything to do with you or hedonism
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Jesus Christ it was so long I forgot that it had anything to do with you or hedonism
I'm in a groupchat with some leftist organizers and not a single one has mentioned the election
November 9, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I'm in a groupchat with some leftist organizers and not a single one has mentioned the election
Now I wanna see a cop come flying out and hit that barrier
August 11, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Now I wanna see a cop come flying out and hit that barrier
I still have two cans of the real shit left. I had 3 but one started oozing
July 31, 2023 at 3:37 AM
I still have two cans of the real shit left. I had 3 but one started oozing