James Coman
@coman.dev
Works on Hexagon at Qualcomm. Owns a lot of shoes. I contradict myself?
ATX. He/Him
ATX. He/Him
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James Coman
@coman.dev
· Nov 20
I guess I'm Online now
Just drank 2 flavors of Capri Sun at the same time. AMA.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Just drank 2 flavors of Capri Sun at the same time. AMA.
Imagine the music we would get if we put Taylor Swift in the Omelas hole.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Imagine the music we would get if we put Taylor Swift in the Omelas hole.
Love to see my coworkers approaching the HR-actionable event horizon in the Teams group chat.
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Love to see my coworkers approaching the HR-actionable event horizon in the Teams group chat.
It's always the people you never expect with thigh tats.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's always the people you never expect with thigh tats.
Oh so now we're doing gambling junk mail?
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh so now we're doing gambling junk mail?
What's important to remember about commuting is that driving is a game that can be won.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What's important to remember about commuting is that driving is a game that can be won.
Whoever let football players wear crop tops, I owe you a beer.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Whoever let football players wear crop tops, I owe you a beer.
Night one of gross-misconduct-and-bad-behavior weekend was an incredible success. I don't even have a headache!
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Night one of gross-misconduct-and-bad-behavior weekend was an incredible success. I don't even have a headache!
I need Menswearguy to discuss Pat McAfee
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I need Menswearguy to discuss Pat McAfee
I should wear shoes that don't require a second person to take off.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I should wear shoes that don't require a second person to take off.
So, when do I become worried about bunions?
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So, when do I become worried about bunions?
A conundrum. If I post more I'll drunk post more. Hmmm.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A conundrum. If I post more I'll drunk post more. Hmmm.
In 3.5 years, I haven't found a bar in Austin as rude as stop #1 in Lubbock.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
In 3.5 years, I haven't found a bar in Austin as rude as stop #1 in Lubbock.
Dark beer is just better
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Dark beer is just better
On a college tour for the first time in 10 years with my cousin. A lot of the verbiage is... shockingly condescending in a way I don't remember?
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
On a college tour for the first time in 10 years with my cousin. A lot of the verbiage is... shockingly condescending in a way I don't remember?
I guess I thought (hoped?) by this age I would never have a crush this bad.
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I guess I thought (hoped?) by this age I would never have a crush this bad.
I think I just hate all VCS at least a little bit tbh.
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I think I just hate all VCS at least a little bit tbh.
I am amazed how hard we have managed to make sphinx be.
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am amazed how hard we have managed to make sphinx be.
Sometimes Jira is so profoundly bad I get impressed.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sometimes Jira is so profoundly bad I get impressed.
You know what, I've got to get these numbers up. These are rookie numbers.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
You know what, I've got to get these numbers up. These are rookie numbers.
I think today I have seen more clips of 9/11 than any previous day of my life.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I think today I have seen more clips of 9/11 than any previous day of my life.
Why can't men be normal?
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Why can't men be normal?
I turned the heater on 20 hours ago and I already have dry skin on one knuckle?
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I turned the heater on 20 hours ago and I already have dry skin on one knuckle?
OH: "the humble chocolate chip really has done so much for man kind"
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
OH: "the humble chocolate chip really has done so much for man kind"