Colwicksince2009
@colwick2009.bsky.social
Owner of a misfit cat. Forest Green Rovers fan. Work in the internet, part time web developer. Love Northern Soul and anything funky. LFC. Biker. No DMs unless I already know you. Functioning ADHD. 🇺🇦🇬🇧
National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size Of a small country
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size Of a small country
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size Of a small country
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size Of a small country
This was option 2.
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This was option 2.
Is this the whale you're looking for?
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Is this the whale you're looking for?
Somebody please give him the Nobel peace prize, fed up of hearing him rattle on.
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Somebody please give him the Nobel peace prize, fed up of hearing him rattle on.
