Colt
@coltslutclub.bsky.social
| 25 | he/him | minors dni | dmmd | slow damage | Lads | ALNST |
You are an omen of bad times
December 30, 2024 at 1:02 AM
You are an omen of bad times
Tryna figure out if I’m safe to shower alone on a bad heart day but then putting myself into a panic attack on top of it because I’m running out of time to shower because I said I would shower at 5 and I’m technically late for my shower appointment.
December 22, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Tryna figure out if I’m safe to shower alone on a bad heart day but then putting myself into a panic attack on top of it because I’m running out of time to shower because I said I would shower at 5 and I’m technically late for my shower appointment.
I feel like there’s no world in which 27 consecutive sneezes is acceptable but not to my body, heart will stop 6 times and body still says hey I gotta sneeze STFU OMG
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I feel like there’s no world in which 27 consecutive sneezes is acceptable but not to my body, heart will stop 6 times and body still says hey I gotta sneeze STFU OMG
My husband: I hate that you just eat anything for breakfast. Breakfast foods should be eaten for breakfast.
Me having shrimp shumai and a beer for breakfast today: I literally have no idea what he’s talking about
Me having shrimp shumai and a beer for breakfast today: I literally have no idea what he’s talking about
December 1, 2024 at 2:55 PM
My husband: I hate that you just eat anything for breakfast. Breakfast foods should be eaten for breakfast.
Me having shrimp shumai and a beer for breakfast today: I literally have no idea what he’s talking about
Me having shrimp shumai and a beer for breakfast today: I literally have no idea what he’s talking about
Mf I am 25 years old at what age do I stop having nightmares and night terrors every single fucking night. I’d like to just sleep for once.
November 25, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Mf I am 25 years old at what age do I stop having nightmares and night terrors every single fucking night. I’d like to just sleep for once.
THURSDAY IS POSSIBLE FIRST SNOW??? My week looks like ass but god if we get snow on Thursday all will be right in the world and I will be a good boy for the rest of the week
November 19, 2024 at 11:37 AM
THURSDAY IS POSSIBLE FIRST SNOW??? My week looks like ass but god if we get snow on Thursday all will be right in the world and I will be a good boy for the rest of the week
I’m so fucking exhausted and I don’t catch a break even for five minutes all week or weekend like mid next week is the first time I’ll get five seconds to be human and I’m just so fucking exhausted
November 19, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I’m so fucking exhausted and I don’t catch a break even for five minutes all week or weekend like mid next week is the first time I’ll get five seconds to be human and I’m just so fucking exhausted
Getting into a strangers car at 5 am is so fucking scary, I’m also just scared I’m literally not going to find an Uber and have to call in, unless they lied about the rules I’ll be fired because it’s holiday season. I literally slept like an hour because I’m so fucking anxious
November 18, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Getting into a strangers car at 5 am is so fucking scary, I’m also just scared I’m literally not going to find an Uber and have to call in, unless they lied about the rules I’ll be fired because it’s holiday season. I literally slept like an hour because I’m so fucking anxious
Married the gojo figure last night 😂😂 extra wedding band? Nah that is gojos and it goes great with his Christmas hat and cigarette
November 16, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Married the gojo figure last night 😂😂 extra wedding band? Nah that is gojos and it goes great with his Christmas hat and cigarette
Literally so tired my vision goes in and out 😭😭
November 16, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Literally so tired my vision goes in and out 😭😭
Cant stop thinking about how Xavi is a certified munch
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Cant stop thinking about how Xavi is a certified munch
My brain for some fucking reason: lonely bad so now let’s get up and clean the house, reorganise furniture, do something thoughtful for the husband and the cat, and oh have you ever seen underneath that thing? Let’s move it
My poor back never recovers from my crazy moments but the house is fun
My poor back never recovers from my crazy moments but the house is fun
November 10, 2024 at 9:11 PM
My brain for some fucking reason: lonely bad so now let’s get up and clean the house, reorganise furniture, do something thoughtful for the husband and the cat, and oh have you ever seen underneath that thing? Let’s move it
My poor back never recovers from my crazy moments but the house is fun
My poor back never recovers from my crazy moments but the house is fun
This alone set off my tooth kink so strongly PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME RUB YOUR TEETH AND FEEL YOUR BONES AND TONGUE
November 10, 2024 at 4:12 AM
This alone set off my tooth kink so strongly PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME RUB YOUR TEETH AND FEEL YOUR BONES AND TONGUE
I’m so fucking exhausted all I can think about is getting home and going straight to bed
November 9, 2024 at 10:35 AM
I’m so fucking exhausted all I can think about is getting home and going straight to bed
Update, stole a smedium size box from work for him. He likes it 💕 will steal a bigger one at a later time
Plus we have no big packages coming in anytime soon so I can’t even replace it for him let alone his most dear eBay tissue paper 😭😭 his big box contained a 400$ figure I ain’t got money to replace the box 😭😭 maybe I can steal one from work for him
November 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Update, stole a smedium size box from work for him. He likes it 💕 will steal a bigger one at a later time
We literally have leftovers but I’ve cleaned the whole house so now my dumbass is tryna figure out how elaborate I can make a dinner for it to take up enough of my thoughts so I won’t think. Like I’m literally just trying to distract myself I’m not even hungry but it’s so hard to just sit down
November 7, 2024 at 11:21 PM
We literally have leftovers but I’ve cleaned the whole house so now my dumbass is tryna figure out how elaborate I can make a dinner for it to take up enough of my thoughts so I won’t think. Like I’m literally just trying to distract myself I’m not even hungry but it’s so hard to just sit down
GOD I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BAD CAT DAD MY LIL BOYS FAVOURITE BOXES ARE SO CLOSE TO THE SLIDING DOOR AND IM SO SLOW TO REALISE ITS DOWNPOURING INTO THE HOUSE 😭😭 how tf am I supposed to explain to him daddy had to throw away his boxes because they’ll grow mold 😭😭 HE AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT MOLD IS
November 5, 2024 at 11:22 AM
GOD I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BAD CAT DAD MY LIL BOYS FAVOURITE BOXES ARE SO CLOSE TO THE SLIDING DOOR AND IM SO SLOW TO REALISE ITS DOWNPOURING INTO THE HOUSE 😭😭 how tf am I supposed to explain to him daddy had to throw away his boxes because they’ll grow mold 😭😭 HE AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT MOLD IS
Sniffed out another bl where both the top and bottom are bulky. I will be beating off when I get home.
November 5, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Sniffed out another bl where both the top and bottom are bulky. I will be beating off when I get home.
Thinking so much about that cutie mafioso from green light 😭😭 I miss him sm
November 4, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Thinking so much about that cutie mafioso from green light 😭😭 I miss him sm
EXCUSE ME I JUST SAW SOMEONE CALL THE BDSM SAFE CHOKING A SEX PINCH IN MANDARIN??? A FUCKING SEX PINCH??? Adopting that terminology immediately.
November 4, 2024 at 10:30 AM
EXCUSE ME I JUST SAW SOMEONE CALL THE BDSM SAFE CHOKING A SEX PINCH IN MANDARIN??? A FUCKING SEX PINCH??? Adopting that terminology immediately.
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