colton
@coltonwelch.bsky.social
no witty names until we build an audience again
If you graduated high school in 2015 you cannot describe yourself as an 'elder emo'
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you graduated high school in 2015 you cannot describe yourself as an 'elder emo'
Crazy how Starbucks created pumpkin spice
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Crazy how Starbucks created pumpkin spice
Was gonna say yikes is back but yikes never left
September 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Was gonna say yikes is back but yikes never left
The happiness I find for the world intertwined with the sadness for the world
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The happiness I find for the world intertwined with the sadness for the world
Boat coffee hits different
August 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Boat coffee hits different
Somebody has PO Box 80085 somewhere
July 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Somebody has PO Box 80085 somewhere
Why do they keep making new Smurf movies
July 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Why do they keep making new Smurf movies
All the moms are out tonight
June 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
All the moms are out tonight
Mr fucking brightside
June 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Mr fucking brightside
I don't post on twitter/x anymore and I previously stated I would get rid of it once sports reporters were on this site. Now that sports reporters are here, I have to keep that account around to bitch at Alaska Airlines when they fuck up my flights
June 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don't post on twitter/x anymore and I previously stated I would get rid of it once sports reporters were on this site. Now that sports reporters are here, I have to keep that account around to bitch at Alaska Airlines when they fuck up my flights
Now that we're probably going to experience nuclear war on our planet I will resume witty one liners and other abstract thoughts
June 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Now that we're probably going to experience nuclear war on our planet I will resume witty one liners and other abstract thoughts
The thing about folk fest is you gotta do wagon wheel before someone else does wagon wheel
April 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The thing about folk fest is you gotta do wagon wheel before someone else does wagon wheel
Juneau Sitka and Ketchikan are the southeast AK triforce
February 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Juneau Sitka and Ketchikan are the southeast AK triforce
Gonna go on the record here and say that I fucking love Ketchikan.
February 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Gonna go on the record here and say that I fucking love Ketchikan.
Keep wanting to call this site busky
January 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Keep wanting to call this site busky
More and more sports reporters are here so I can finally ditch Twitter and still get last place in my fantasy league
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
More and more sports reporters are here so I can finally ditch Twitter and still get last place in my fantasy league
I have so many thoughts and one liners I would love to share but I feel like none of my irl community is using this yet so GET WITH IT PRETTY PLEASE
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have so many thoughts and one liners I would love to share but I feel like none of my irl community is using this yet so GET WITH IT PRETTY PLEASE
So how invalid is this handle
November 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
So how invalid is this handle
Reposted by colton
The Revolution will not be televised
November 12, 2024 at 8:11 PM
The Revolution will not be televised
so can we text 40404 again or what
September 5, 2023 at 4:06 AM
so can we text 40404 again or what