Finance advisor at work asking tax questions: are you single or married?
Me: single...are you? 😳

I consistently forget I have this app

I unironically enjoy the Arctic Monkeys cover of the Ford Commercial song.

You've got to be kidding, our posts are called skeets? Is that right?

Well har har, this is my first thingy on nu-twitter. Who should I follow? Where are my friends? It's scary and lonely on the internet.

I am seeking #poets #writers #fictionauthors and #cuties.

Thank you very much.