This guy has such a unique sense of humour, I love it. What a treasure 😂

"Cold"

Did Satan write this? 😂

False.

Source: Took an IQ test from Buzzfeed, which placed me at sesame bagel level, indicating I am akin the second smartest type of bagel.

Try leaving a loud alarm clock across the room, maybe? Also consider a vibration alarm - like the ones deaf people use!

I found the vibration was like like getting poked over and over again, so it would annoy me until I got out of bed.

I'm in the process of figuring out what to do with mine. I can't be around the people it all too often attracts now.

I rarely discuss politics because beyond voting, I don't feel I have anything to say that hasn't already been discussed by more informed people w/ larger platforms.

I just don't think it's an effective use of my time when material from far more knowledgable people can be found quickly & easily

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i love this

I'm strongly considering doing the same. I think Twitter has kinda messed with my head. The amount of pure hatred I'm forced to see so often has worn me down tbh

> Confused boner

> New kink unlocked

Do it!!

You just know a feature is terrible when it gets the same complaints that athlete's foot does.