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Colton Armstrong
@colton-armstrong.bsky.social
140 followers 380 following 930 posts
MDNI / NSFW
Cat / 85% Pred, 15% Prey / Grey ACE / In my forties
CW: Vore, Fatal vore, Cruelty, Digestion, etc.

DMs open for RP. Check pinned post.
Telegram/Discord: @colton_armstrong

Owner of, and owned by @solaris-95.bsky.social
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Same energy :3
How to use Brazilian Jiu Jitsu against a bear. 1. Wait for the bear to make a move. 2. When it attacks, duck and shoot in. 3. Take its back. 4. It won't be able to reach you with its short arms. 5. Go for a rear-naked choke. 6. When the bear passes out, it will fall forward. You did it! 7. Now snap out of your fantasy and realize you died somewhere around step 2. Signed: Bearmageddon.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A picture of a French guillotine being unpacked in a French boulevard. The caption says: Me: Hey, France, watcha doin'? France: Maintenance de routine. Pas grave. Me: But, it... kinda looks like... France: Maintenance de routine!!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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A parody of the old "You wouldn't download a car" FBI ads, that says "You wouldn't unwrap a result".
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Adding this from bsky.app/profile/lang...
A filled up RP form describing my various preferences when doing RP. I am adding first hand: "Check my FA profile at bit.ly/colton-fa for more details. I'm very open and adaptable in general, albeit vore-centric. Most importantly, it's okay to talk to me in RP mode from the get-go, but let's discuss boundaries and consent early on, and let's have fun!" Reply Word Length is highlighted from middle up to 500> words, Good Punctuation, Spelling and Syntax is somewhat important to me, average time to reply varies wildly between < 5 minutes to multiple days, remaining in character throughout is very important, duration of sessions is A Full Day and more, number of sessions per scenario is virtually unlimited, partner closely matching my age is not at all important, and I'm willing to be surprised. In terms of writing style, I'm okay with strict narratives, casual teasing, exchanging ideas. In terms of roles, I'm okay leading the narrative, following the narrative, or taking turns leading. I usually write in First Person, I like doing character exploration, having casual fun, and doing story and worldbuilding. I am mostly available Mondays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, though mostly during the evening. I'm available on Discord, DMs here on Bluesky, and on Telegram, in this order of preference. And it's okay for people to share this form with others they think would match well with me.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Hello~
Extract of my reference sheet where I'm highlighting the 6'6" / 198cm section of the bio.
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Why _I_ should be fed to a doggie? Oh my, no no no. This doggie would need to fight me for it. I'd go down kicking and thrashing, trying to claw my way back out every step of the way. I am NOT an easy meal, no siree! I'm very spicy, leaving a very upset stomach to anyone who'd try to have me!
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Revali.
A screenshot of Breath of the Wild featuring the character Revali, a bird-like anthro of the race Rito from the game series.
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Let's try for a maw show :3
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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My ref's over here if you wish :3
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A friend of mine decided to gift me art, and to thank him properly, I ate him! Hah!

More seriously though, I am absolutely humbled and flattered at the idea someone randomly decided to draw me, and while eating them! Thank you so much, I highly appreciate it.
A shaded drawing of me, Colton, the grey cat with green eyes. I am in a sitting position, my footpaws in a relaxed position. I am grinning, my fangs showing, and I'm looking down at my distended belly which has obvious signs of squirming and struggle there. I am holding a prosthetic on my right paw, using it as a toothpick. My left paw is squeezing my distended belly. There is a speech bubble next to my head which says "Caught ya, bat..." The artist signature is visible in the bottom right. This picture is similar to the first one, with only the difference of seeing the inside of my belly, revealing my victim in there, Zayth, a bat who's covered in digestive juices, and is also the artist who did the two pieces.
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Oh, hello~

Not exactly femboy, but not really too bulky either. But, male cat.
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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It seems the universe decided to try lifting my spirits today. I got not one, but two gifts. The first one from @aritrixthefloof.bsky.social, the result of the raffle he organized and that I won some time ago.

Thank you so much! I adore it.
A half body picture of me, the grey cat, from the bottoms up. My right digitigrade paw is lifted, and you can see the pink beans underneath. My belly scar is slightly visible from the top. My stripped fluffy tail is swishing behind me.
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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My flavor:
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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AI is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Hmmmmmmmmm...
October 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Hah! Got my YCH from garoline.bsky.social today!

It's not even Halloween yet, but it looks like my costume is all ready to go for trick or treating~
A headshot of me, Colton, a grey cat with green slanted eyes. I am wearing a costume made of Derpy, the blue cat-demon mascot from KPop Demon Hunters. I am looking at the viewer, brows playfully furrowed, my maw open, revealing sharp fangs, and my tongue out. My paws have their claws unsheathed, as if ready to seize the viewer. The artist's signature, @garoline.bsky.social is visible on the bottom right corner, written as GAROLINE.
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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And you're going to be a tease like that and not even post a link to it? Smh...

Also, this creates this gaming skill issue when playing:
October 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Ooooh, you have no idea, little human~

The things I could do to you...
Me, looking at the viewer, grinning, with an expression that basically says "Now, you die~"
October 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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"Uuuuuuuuh... Nevermind." meme
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Definitely would love a taste of that bunny...
October 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Hah, I keep seeing these popping around, and I think it's fun to see the vibes that people get just from profiles!

Feel free to add me there if you want :3
October 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Alright! Let's see... I'm a pred, so, left chart for me :3
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Well, if you still need to fill those squares...
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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*grrrrrrrrrrr*

(they blocked me in the meantime)
A screenshot of a direct message between myself and a "Jessica Mailey", @maileyjessica7260.bsky.social Today, at 12:43PM JM: hi there! Me: Howdy JM: sorry for random message just wanted to give you a heads-up someone's pretending to be you here on Bluesky, and it's causing some confusion. I've got proof to show you so you know what's really going on. Me: Is there now JM: I can't send you the impersonator's username or link here because when I search for them, your Bluesky account shows up first. If you don't mind, please add me on Discord: maileyjessica123 so that i can send you a screen shot what the bsky email response to my mistake report about your account Me: Or I can can [sic] just start chasing you, hunting you down, catching you, swallowing you, and digesting you for trying this very common and stupid scam.
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM