Colten’s Corner
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Help! I can’t stop watching “Game Changer”.
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Help! I can’t stop watching “Game Changer”.
Why do they always have to announce that “This is a robbery!” Bro, just start taking shit!
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Why do they always have to announce that “This is a robbery!” Bro, just start taking shit!
Average 800m race experience:
Lap 1: Only 2 laps? This will be easy.
Lap 2: I’VE MADE A MASSIVE MISTAKE! GOD HAS ABANDON ME! MY MORTAL FLESH WAS NOT MADE TO FEEL SUCH AGONY!
Lap 1: Only 2 laps? This will be easy.
Lap 2: I’VE MADE A MASSIVE MISTAKE! GOD HAS ABANDON ME! MY MORTAL FLESH WAS NOT MADE TO FEEL SUCH AGONY!
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Average 800m race experience:
Lap 1: Only 2 laps? This will be easy.
Lap 2: I’VE MADE A MASSIVE MISTAKE! GOD HAS ABANDON ME! MY MORTAL FLESH WAS NOT MADE TO FEEL SUCH AGONY!
Lap 1: Only 2 laps? This will be easy.
Lap 2: I’VE MADE A MASSIVE MISTAKE! GOD HAS ABANDON ME! MY MORTAL FLESH WAS NOT MADE TO FEEL SUCH AGONY!
My Entire Nintendo Switch Collection
YouTube video by Colten’s Gaming Corner
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January 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Yo, can I stop getting YouTube community posts from creators I’m not subscribed to? Thanks.
January 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Yo, can I stop getting YouTube community posts from creators I’m not subscribed to? Thanks.
Currently vomiting as the Earth spins at 1000 mph.
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Currently vomiting as the Earth spins at 1000 mph.
When I saw this I thought it was a fake trailer. I just want Avengers: Doomsday to release already so we can stop speculating on whether it will be bad or not.
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Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
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December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When I saw this I thought it was a fake trailer. I just want Avengers: Doomsday to release already so we can stop speculating on whether it will be bad or not.
youtu.be/1clWprLC5Ak?...
youtu.be/1clWprLC5Ak?...
Coffee at a coffee shop tastes like a complex array of flavor and caffeine, but coffee at home tastes no better than a mixture of equal parts sugar and dirt.
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Coffee at a coffee shop tastes like a complex array of flavor and caffeine, but coffee at home tastes no better than a mixture of equal parts sugar and dirt.
Being an adult is realizing that the most reliable source on the internet is Wikipedia and your teachers didn’t know what the fuck they were talking about.
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Being an adult is realizing that the most reliable source on the internet is Wikipedia and your teachers didn’t know what the fuck they were talking about.
The fact that these shows have been on for 15 to 25 years and the prize money for winning is still $1! million is crazy to me. You would think just from NATURAL inflation the price money would”ve been doubled at this point.
May 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The fact that these shows have been on for 15 to 25 years and the prize money for winning is still $1! million is crazy to me. You would think just from NATURAL inflation the price money would”ve been doubled at this point.
Not to feel like I’m assigning homework, but here is everyone’s reading list for this year.
pen.org/banned-books...
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Banned Books List 2025 - PEN America
What books are banned in 2025? These are the 11 most banned books of the 2023-2024 school year. The banned books list for 2025 includes "Nineteen Minutes," by Jodi Picoult.
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May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Not to feel like I’m assigning homework, but here is everyone’s reading list for this year.
pen.org/banned-books...
pen.org/banned-books...
Don’t spoil the main twist of “Thunderbolts*” right on the poster! Why did they did they do this?
😂 who did this? 😂
Ummm… spoilers for “Thunderbolts*”
😂 who did this? 😂
Ummm… spoilers for “Thunderbolts*”
May 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Don’t spoil the main twist of “Thunderbolts*” right on the poster! Why did they did they do this?
😂 who did this? 😂
Ummm… spoilers for “Thunderbolts*”
😂 who did this? 😂
Ummm… spoilers for “Thunderbolts*”
Nothing makes me more angry then when NASA has their budget cut.
May 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Nothing makes me more angry then when NASA has their budget cut.
“I can’t remember the last time I read a book.” should not be a normal sentence that people say.
May 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“I can’t remember the last time I read a book.” should not be a normal sentence that people say.
I still, after all this time, cannot understand why they did this. What a STUPID decision! Only just a few years ago, they had the biggest selection of physical movies for sale in their stores. Why would you throw that advantage away?
May 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I still, after all this time, cannot understand why they did this. What a STUPID decision! Only just a few years ago, they had the biggest selection of physical movies for sale in their stores. Why would you throw that advantage away?
I need it! I want! I want to eat it!
May 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I need it! I want! I want to eat it!
I HATE when books have the movie tie-in covers! Don’t put movie posters on the front of my books please!
May 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I HATE when books have the movie tie-in covers! Don’t put movie posters on the front of my books please!
I guess one good thing about CDs being more obscure these days, is that they are DIRT CHEAP. I can buy 10 CDs for $100. Where as, in some cases, you can easily spend $100 on a limited edition vinyl.
April 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I guess one good thing about CDs being more obscure these days, is that they are DIRT CHEAP. I can buy 10 CDs for $100. Where as, in some cases, you can easily spend $100 on a limited edition vinyl.
We need to to stop using “How accurate is it to the video game?” as the only metric that we use when we judge TV Shows or Movies that were adapted from video games. Why can’t we just judge these TV shows and movies as they are, for once?
April 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We need to to stop using “How accurate is it to the video game?” as the only metric that we use when we judge TV Shows or Movies that were adapted from video games. Why can’t we just judge these TV shows and movies as they are, for once?
When I was a kid I used to be able to watch a 2hr movie in 3-D with no problem. Now every time I sneeze I get light-headed. People change!
April 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
When I was a kid I used to be able to watch a 2hr movie in 3-D with no problem. Now every time I sneeze I get light-headed. People change!
You know a country song is going to be a special kind of terrible when it has a trap beat.
April 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You know a country song is going to be a special kind of terrible when it has a trap beat.
“Bloodline(s)”, is the subtitle you give to a new installment in a horror movie franchise when you’ve reached the “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO CALL THIS ONE!™️”phase.
April 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Bloodline(s)”, is the subtitle you give to a new installment in a horror movie franchise when you’ve reached the “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO CALL THIS ONE!™️”phase.
The moment I buy a physical copy of a movie, but I still have to download it because the disc is nothing more than a key to access a digital file, is the day I end it all.
April 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The moment I buy a physical copy of a movie, but I still have to download it because the disc is nothing more than a key to access a digital file, is the day I end it all.