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ColtDancer
@coltdancer.bsky.social
Fanfic dabbler/writer spending way too much time enjoying the fanworks of you fine people. Occasionally trying my hand at my own. Old enough to be your mom. She/Her. Also on Insta, AO3, Tumblr. Currently in my #RadioApple Era. https://linktr.ee/coltdancer
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Y’all. When your spouse forgets your #birthday.

Your 5️⃣0️⃣th Birthday.
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High school football playoffs, our team makes a sad error.

My son: UGH, SLOPPY

Me:

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #Lucifer #Alastor
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November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Did you notice that Charlie struggled when Alastor invoked their deal?

She RESISTED a soul contract which, as far as we know, are unbreakable -- non-negotiable laws of the universe.

He was not bluffing when he said "There is NOTHING you could to to break that girl's spirit."
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Guys, I am also kinda low-key enamoured with #Zestial. He is so regal. I like books and tea, too! I am terrified of spiders, though. #HazbinHotel
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November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Also, y'all...as horrified as I was by this moment...

WHY DOES THIS VOICE, THIS EXPRESSION, THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE DO SOMETHING TO ME???

#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Okay okay okay, hear me out. Shh, LET ME HAVE MY DELUSIONS.🧵This part of the finale song just sticks in my brain. WHY did he slink in the shadows & not immediately dash away? In spite of his protocols, he was drawn to stay. He is TORN. And he hates it.

#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
#HAZBINHOTELSPOILERS

"THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN HELL, VINCENT!"

Oh, but I think one protests too much, #Alastor. And now you have this incident to plague your resistant thoughts!

He may still have his villain arc to follow, but, there may be SOMETHING for him to learn. #RadioDemon
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wait. Wait wait wait wait. #HazbinHotel peeps. #Alastor peeps...he's not healed, I don't think? I mean, I'm sure there's the argument that with Rosie mending his staff he can now heal himself, but: Shockwave took bites, his wound from Adam is from angelic steel. We did not see him healed. #Fodder
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November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And it ain’t even just the hour+ time to watch that is the problem with staying up… IT’S THE AFTERMATH, PEOPLE.

There will be NO SLEEPING AFTER THIS!!!

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #HazbinS2
Make sure to stay off socials at 12 if you don’t wanna be spoiled!
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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nothing makes you write fanfiction as much as having an unrelated deadline
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
#Hazbin frens, OMG EVERYTHING IS… just…
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November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Really, some o’ y’all with the #HazbinHotel S2 episode spoilers????

😡

It’s literally been HOURS. Absolutely zero decorum.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I do hope that in the end Lucifer will be the one to heal Alastor's wounds. At the same time, though, part of me wants him to keep enduring it all in silence, trying to handle everything on his own until the very limit—because what I love about him is that he never yields to anything🥹
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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This is what happens when you tickle The Devil.

#radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar
July 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Posted it on ‘that other place’ last year, but will post it again here because ‘tis the season: I head-canon #Alastor holds a secret affinity for baseball since it was a new & rapidly advancing radio gig in the 1920s, perhaps making a name for himself with his clear, crisp, trans-Atlantic voice!
July 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Listen, I do not have a lot of followers. But when I say that this story has me in a vice-grip & you aren’t reading it? You must. My days off have been spent at the pool re-reading & devouring it.👩🏼‍🍳💋 #radioapple #fanfiction #RuinationOfLucifer #Syaunei archive.transformativeworks.org/works/542584...
Ruination of Lucifer - Chapter 1 - Syaunei - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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July 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Absolutely worth the look over at YT - KUWA CHA. So many layers!!!
This is my fan animation on youtube for Alastor!
You can check out it KUWA CHA.

The song I used is by OR3O, which I got the permission to use for this animation before I made it, hope you enjoy it!

#Alastor #HazbinHotel #Fananimation #KUWACHA #OR3O
June 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Y’all. When your spouse forgets your #birthday.

Your 5️⃣0️⃣th Birthday.
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April 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I dunno, I feel like an epic #Lucifer vs. #Alastor, #DadBeatsDad duel is about to go down… 🤷🏼‍♀️

#HazbinHotel #AppleRadio #RadioApple
April 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Proud supporter of the arts. #DeBergerac #RadioApple #Fanart #OhDeer
March 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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One of the color alternates from the piece I finished earlier this week! The red palate really suits Alastor nicely 🥰🥰🌙🎙️
March 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My husband: What are you cackling at in there?

Me: 😈 📻 🍎

👏Cakes and Pies, Cakes and Pies!!! 👏

@debergerac.bsky.social #RadioApple #Artbook
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Seriously. One of my most favorite #Alastor arts. The fit of the trousers, the buttons on that shirt, the VEST. All the lines, the microphone, the pose. Sartorial porn at its finest. *chef’s kiss* 👩🏼‍🍳 💋
That one art, that got yeeted across the internet and blew up my Twitter, lol.
(Reworked version)

Fun trivia: Originally I didn't even want to post it, because I disliked end result and the subject seemed too.. random? But I'm glad so many found joy in it.

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #Alastor
February 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
PAPER TO DIGITAL TOOL. Um. Fanartists? Have you SEEN this? I only draw once in a great while when I find time & absolutely must have something to look at, so I'm no pro. I'm absolutely a traditional pencil 'n paper gal...BUT check this out! #fanart #drawing #digitalart

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This sketchbook blew my mind🤯
YouTube video by Syncify
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January 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Here the BBC running an article warning children's happiness may be at risk because there's a significant decline in "reading for pleasure"....

Meanwhile, over here, ALL the reading I'm doing is full of pleasure 😏, because of you crazy, amazing creators...

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Frank Cottrell-Boyce: Children's happiness at risk due to decline in reading for pleasure
The children's laureate says a "recession in children's happiness" is caused by a decline in reading.
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January 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM