Coltari
@coltari.bsky.social
He thinks I'm a dick too so at least we have that in common
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He thinks I'm a dick too so at least we have that in common
Fear... And more than a little excitement I'll wager
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fear... And more than a little excitement I'll wager
What do we get as a consolation prize though?
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What do we get as a consolation prize though?
"Int" is less tippy tapping then "float" anyway - it's more efficient typing as well!
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Int" is less tippy tapping then "float" anyway - it's more efficient typing as well!
My apologies, how can I support you in this trying time? I can offer assistance in pairing your phone with your PC perhaps? 😉
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My apologies, how can I support you in this trying time? I can offer assistance in pairing your phone with your PC perhaps? 😉
I volunteer to record "awooga", "hey you, you're finally awake", incoherent screaming and other assorted alarm sounds
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I volunteer to record "awooga", "hey you, you're finally awake", incoherent screaming and other assorted alarm sounds
But... What if you changed your mind in the last five minutes?
Better ask again, just to be sure.
Better ask again, just to be sure.
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
But... What if you changed your mind in the last five minutes?
Better ask again, just to be sure.
Better ask again, just to be sure.
Due to post-Brexit budget cuts they have been downgraded to "distinctly average cakes"
September 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Due to post-Brexit budget cuts they have been downgraded to "distinctly average cakes"
Re-draft it under an Old Gregg lense
September 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Re-draft it under an Old Gregg lense
Best to disengage before you go full Linehan!
September 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Best to disengage before you go full Linehan!
I nuked mine as soon as the muskrat took over, barely used it prior to that anyway!
September 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I nuked mine as soon as the muskrat took over, barely used it prior to that anyway!
Oh Party Tari definitely wants to hang out with you
August 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Oh Party Tari definitely wants to hang out with you
Careful, you might awaken Party Tari
August 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Careful, you might awaken Party Tari
They really do give extra hugs when you're going through it don't they?
August 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They really do give extra hugs when you're going through it don't they?
I resonate with the one standing motionless while everyone else is a hive of energy
August 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I resonate with the one standing motionless while everyone else is a hive of energy
To live is to be an embarrassment
August 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
To live is to be an embarrassment
In a closed system all things tend towards entrenchcoatopy
August 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
In a closed system all things tend towards entrenchcoatopy