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Didn't have Pauline operating a branch of the Hogs Breath Cafe out of her parliamentary office on my bingo card. Swine and dine.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Didn't have Pauline operating a branch of the Hogs Breath Cafe out of her parliamentary office on my bingo card. Swine and dine.
This rules. Thanks to all involved.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This rules. Thanks to all involved.
Bazball has always been much more about talking about Bazball than successfully applying Bazball.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bazball has always been much more about talking about Bazball than successfully applying Bazball.
Success in bazball isn't measured in wins and losses, it's determined by the English batters run rate.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Success in bazball isn't measured in wins and losses, it's determined by the English batters run rate.
It's hard work Dave.
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It's hard work Dave.
As if the Coalition are capable of walking that tightrope. They'll be demonising migrant communities within 5 minutes.
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
As if the Coalition are capable of walking that tightrope. They'll be demonising migrant communities within 5 minutes.
He should get on the blower to Candace Owens and find out how futile challenging the Minister for Home Affairs decision is....oh wait a second.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
He should get on the blower to Candace Owens and find out how futile challenging the Minister for Home Affairs decision is....oh wait a second.
The kick back to the hard right of the party from electing a moderate leader is that they allowed a lunatic like Bev McCarther to become Senate leader. The party is still beholden to the reactionaries and religious extremists in its membership base and Wilson will inevitably be drawn further right.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The kick back to the hard right of the party from electing a moderate leader is that they allowed a lunatic like Bev McCarther to become Senate leader. The party is still beholden to the reactionaries and religious extremists in its membership base and Wilson will inevitably be drawn further right.
Jon Pesutto should take the piss and throw his hat in the ring.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Jon Pesutto should take the piss and throw his hat in the ring.
The South African Government should refuse entry to his Zimbabwean wife. Nazis and their apologists should get no peace.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The South African Government should refuse entry to his Zimbabwean wife. Nazis and their apologists should get no peace.
This is a crime.
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is a crime.
I wonder who is providing the money to allow Sewell to hire Dermot Dann KC?
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I wonder who is providing the money to allow Sewell to hire Dermot Dann KC?
Menswear guy would have a field day with this dufus. Looks like an overstuffed salami.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Menswear guy would have a field day with this dufus. Looks like an overstuffed salami.
Filosophical Finn
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Filosophical Finn
The way to address 'affordability' concerns is to wine and dine fat cats from Wall Street.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The way to address 'affordability' concerns is to wine and dine fat cats from Wall Street.
The Libs are going to try and walk a tightrope and appease the Nats on one side and try and beat the Teals on the other.
They don't stand a chance and are going to come a gutsa.
They don't stand a chance and are going to come a gutsa.
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The Libs are going to try and walk a tightrope and appease the Nats on one side and try and beat the Teals on the other.
They don't stand a chance and are going to come a gutsa.
They don't stand a chance and are going to come a gutsa.
Matthew Gruter and his wife should probably start looking for a rental in Johannesburg because they are going home.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Matthew Gruter and his wife should probably start looking for a rental in Johannesburg because they are going home.
I'd say Dinosour Jr are an even better band second time around as well.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'd say Dinosour Jr are an even better band second time around as well.
I'm dreading The Replacements biopic.
Trouble Boys is such a good music biography and the Stranger Things kid is bound to fuck it up.
Trouble Boys is such a good music biography and the Stranger Things kid is bound to fuck it up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I'm dreading The Replacements biopic.
Trouble Boys is such a good music biography and the Stranger Things kid is bound to fuck it up.
Trouble Boys is such a good music biography and the Stranger Things kid is bound to fuck it up.
I don't get why Jacinta Nampijinpa Price is feted by the political establishment.
Time and time again she demonstrates her appalling judgement.
Time and time again she demonstrates her appalling judgement.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I don't get why Jacinta Nampijinpa Price is feted by the political establishment.
Time and time again she demonstrates her appalling judgement.
Time and time again she demonstrates her appalling judgement.
I think anyone who has been paying even the slightest bit of attention knows the answer to this question.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think anyone who has been paying even the slightest bit of attention knows the answer to this question.
1 is the most expensive and everyone is being put off becuase it doesn't fit the model.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
1 is the most expensive and everyone is being put off becuase it doesn't fit the model.
Gonna just scooch over here and hit the button.
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Gonna just scooch over here and hit the button.
He's thinking about a diet coke.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He's thinking about a diet coke.