coloringteacher.bsky.social
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“Virgil Van Dijk has been given a yellow card for launching the ball after the goal and hitting Anthony Taylor.” 🤣🤣🤣 give that man an award not a yellow card
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Jack Grealish got loaned to Everton and immediately turned into looking like the friend of the drug dealer in a Netflix show that takes place in a summer town, usually Cape Cod. Spoiler: he does something stupid trying to impress said Drug Dealer.
September 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
An Isak over the shoulder thumb celly is gonna be a dopamine slap to the face.
September 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Liverpools 2 biggest signings from Stuttgart.

Endo and Nick Woltemade.
August 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Even the woman announcing the Champions League draw couldn’t believe Tottenham won anything and called them “Europa league runner up” 🤣🤣
August 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A team with a TV show on HULU is better than the team beating Manchester United
August 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@menchesterunited.bsky.social Bruno is such a baby bitch. He was seriously mad at Kavanaugh accidentally bumping into him. Stopped, arms out, picked up the ball, sad face. Only to put the ball into the 45th row. Good, get fucked rat looking cunt.
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Lewis Dunk looks like he would integrate seamlessly in Season 2 of The Wire. Definitely would be a buddy of Ziggy Sobotka.
August 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“There’s a little contact, but then Porro embellishes it to try and draw a free kick.” Sir, he’s literally standing on his fucking foot and missed the ball completely.
August 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Simon Hooper is for sure going to let things get out of hand on Monday. And John Brooks on VAR is going to decide something in error.
August 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Aston Villa subbing on Sen Dog of Cypress Hill. Man, him and Donyell Malen can be brothers
August 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Finished this piece finally. Acrylic paint marker. I titled it “A Simpler Time”
August 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
2 more days until, XI men who get paid well and kick a ball around some grass, will determine my mental heath for the next 10 months.
August 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Still cannot believe these two are on my club. #lfc #liverpoolfc
July 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Chelsea isn’t beating this powerhouse PSG team. So Ligue 1 champions, Champions League winners and most likely Club World Cup Champions all in what, like 90 days? Nice little haul
July 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Working on a watercolor of Virgil Van Dijk of Liverpool Football Club
February 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM