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What could possibly ruin the finale of Survivor more than a live broadcast from the orange one for 20 minutes?
Nothing. Night ruined.
Nothing. Night ruined.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
What could possibly ruin the finale of Survivor more than a live broadcast from the orange one for 20 minutes?
Nothing. Night ruined.
Nothing. Night ruined.
There is only one acceptable use for AI ever.
And that is for copious erotic depictions of Jack Black as the satyr God Pan.
No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
And that is for copious erotic depictions of Jack Black as the satyr God Pan.
No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
There is only one acceptable use for AI ever.
And that is for copious erotic depictions of Jack Black as the satyr God Pan.
No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
And that is for copious erotic depictions of Jack Black as the satyr God Pan.
No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
My Christmas kitty just knocked down the entire Christmas tree, destroying an angel ornament in the process. FML
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My Christmas kitty just knocked down the entire Christmas tree, destroying an angel ornament in the process. FML
In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that it's a circus clown!
But Santa, I am Pagliaci!
But Santa, I am Pagliaci!
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that it's a circus clown!
But Santa, I am Pagliaci!
But Santa, I am Pagliaci!
If you don't have kids at home, store bought is fine. 😁
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you don't have kids at home, store bought is fine. 😁
Only Murders in the Building is actually just sweater porn
I want all the good good sweaters
I want all the good good sweaters
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Only Murders in the Building is actually just sweater porn
I want all the good good sweaters
I want all the good good sweaters
Welcome to the Golden Potato, the restaurant where we serve potatoes Every Way.
Would you be interested in starting out with our mashed potato flight? With The OG, 4 Cheese, Sour Cream and Chive, and our flavor of the month?
For the month of October it is The OG and Sweet Potato Twist!
Would you be interested in starting out with our mashed potato flight? With The OG, 4 Cheese, Sour Cream and Chive, and our flavor of the month?
For the month of October it is The OG and Sweet Potato Twist!
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Welcome to the Golden Potato, the restaurant where we serve potatoes Every Way.
Would you be interested in starting out with our mashed potato flight? With The OG, 4 Cheese, Sour Cream and Chive, and our flavor of the month?
For the month of October it is The OG and Sweet Potato Twist!
Would you be interested in starting out with our mashed potato flight? With The OG, 4 Cheese, Sour Cream and Chive, and our flavor of the month?
For the month of October it is The OG and Sweet Potato Twist!
*wipes tears away*
Touche, "I Like Me, The John Candy Documentary"
Touche, "I Like Me, The John Candy Documentary"
October 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
*wipes tears away*
Touche, "I Like Me, The John Candy Documentary"
Touche, "I Like Me, The John Candy Documentary"
Jack Black is Dionysus
September 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Jack Black is Dionysus
Xine: A cheese steak cheesecake, this is your Fear Factor. Eat it, and you'll get $1 million, and Joe Rogan's respect.
X: Keep both!
🤣😂🤣😂
X: Keep both!
🤣😂🤣😂
September 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Xine: A cheese steak cheesecake, this is your Fear Factor. Eat it, and you'll get $1 million, and Joe Rogan's respect.
X: Keep both!
🤣😂🤣😂
X: Keep both!
🤣😂🤣😂
I've seen white shoes after labor day
Now, I'm not a mom. But, I am a cat mom...
Can I still upgrade to Serial Mom?
Now, I'm not a mom. But, I am a cat mom...
Can I still upgrade to Serial Mom?
September 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I've seen white shoes after labor day
Now, I'm not a mom. But, I am a cat mom...
Can I still upgrade to Serial Mom?
Now, I'm not a mom. But, I am a cat mom...
Can I still upgrade to Serial Mom?
Stargate Atlantis joke incoming!!!!
What beverage does a Wraith enjoy on a nice warm day?
A culled one!
What beverage does a Wraith enjoy on a nice warm day?
A culled one!
September 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Stargate Atlantis joke incoming!!!!
What beverage does a Wraith enjoy on a nice warm day?
A culled one!
What beverage does a Wraith enjoy on a nice warm day?
A culled one!
Just call me, Christine, Breaker of Crowns!
September 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just call me, Christine, Breaker of Crowns!
I feel I have a huge education gap, because I have never read Jane Eyre. Even though every single English teacher I have ever had has gleefully shared the twist ending. One even assigned us to read Wide Sargasso Sea, the ultimate Jane Eyre spoiler book.
English Major Problems.
English Major Problems.
September 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I feel I have a huge education gap, because I have never read Jane Eyre. Even though every single English teacher I have ever had has gleefully shared the twist ending. One even assigned us to read Wide Sargasso Sea, the ultimate Jane Eyre spoiler book.
English Major Problems.
English Major Problems.
Perimenopause can kiss my grits
August 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Perimenopause can kiss my grits
I'm 39 years old and I am still insulted by back to school commercials! How dare!
July 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm 39 years old and I am still insulted by back to school commercials! How dare!
Don't recommend eating dinner while watching the Nanny S4E4, the cameo of the orange one almost made me puke!
July 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Don't recommend eating dinner while watching the Nanny S4E4, the cameo of the orange one almost made me puke!
I really do have a correlation between my mental health and self esteem with the random shouting into the Internet void.
First real bad day in a while, and this is my third post of the day.
Mathing.
First real bad day in a while, and this is my third post of the day.
Mathing.
July 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I really do have a correlation between my mental health and self esteem with the random shouting into the Internet void.
First real bad day in a while, and this is my third post of the day.
Mathing.
First real bad day in a while, and this is my third post of the day.
Mathing.
Dis why I lub him 💗
July 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Dis why I lub him 💗
🎶 I've got the
underpaid
lower back pain
bad callbacks
car malfunction
raining
wanna cry in bed
BLUES 🎶
underpaid
lower back pain
bad callbacks
car malfunction
raining
wanna cry in bed
BLUES 🎶
July 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
🎶 I've got the
underpaid
lower back pain
bad callbacks
car malfunction
raining
wanna cry in bed
BLUES 🎶
underpaid
lower back pain
bad callbacks
car malfunction
raining
wanna cry in bed
BLUES 🎶
Had to take a late night shower (which my hair is literally not designed to do) because of Seussical audition dance calls. Woo
July 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Had to take a late night shower (which my hair is literally not designed to do) because of Seussical audition dance calls. Woo
I lived, bitches. 🦷👍
June 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I lived, bitches. 🦷👍
My parents celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary.
I didn't even make it to 3.5 years. Marriage is effing hard. How do? Mad props.
I didn't even make it to 3.5 years. Marriage is effing hard. How do? Mad props.
June 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My parents celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary.
I didn't even make it to 3.5 years. Marriage is effing hard. How do? Mad props.
I didn't even make it to 3.5 years. Marriage is effing hard. How do? Mad props.
My head hurts and I'm mad at the government
June 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My head hurts and I'm mad at the government
Yah girl needs a root canal. Fuuuuuuuu-
June 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yah girl needs a root canal. Fuuuuuuuu-