ColorALTo
@coloralto.bsky.social
🏔️🌈 just having a little fun with an alt and some self expression.
Christmas used to be my favorite holiday, but as an adult and without kids the holiday spirit is giving more bah humbug than jolly jolly. Starting to feel like it’s just another day.
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Christmas used to be my favorite holiday, but as an adult and without kids the holiday spirit is giving more bah humbug than jolly jolly. Starting to feel like it’s just another day.
Woke up feral this morning and not wanting to get out of bed. Need someone to come keep me warm.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Woke up feral this morning and not wanting to get out of bed. Need someone to come keep me warm.
The way vintage porn has really been hitting for me lately 👌🏼
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The way vintage porn has really been hitting for me lately 👌🏼
The way I was ready to start barking at the screen
Run don’t walk to go watch the new episode of heated rivalry and see my baby kip
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The way I was ready to start barking at the screen
I keep thinking today is Thursday, not Wednesday, and you mean I still have two more days of this before the weekend?!
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I keep thinking today is Thursday, not Wednesday, and you mean I still have two more days of this before the weekend?!
I need bsky to get it together and stop showing me pictures of grown men in diapers. Never do I ever want to see that.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I need bsky to get it together and stop showing me pictures of grown men in diapers. Never do I ever want to see that.
Working on that shoulder to waist ratio 🔽
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Working on that shoulder to waist ratio 🔽
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Nicki Minaj is 🚮. I don’t know how y’all keep defending her.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nicki Minaj is 🚮. I don’t know how y’all keep defending her.
Anyone else wake up this Monday morning ready to burn their whole life down and start over somewhere completely different? No? Just me?
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Anyone else wake up this Monday morning ready to burn their whole life down and start over somewhere completely different? No? Just me?
Sunday Scaries, you could have stayed away.
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sunday Scaries, you could have stayed away.
My parents: our son isn’t gay, he’s obsessed with women.
The women:
The women:
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My parents: our son isn’t gay, he’s obsessed with women.
The women:
The women:
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Honestly, I think GenAI art is some loser shit
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Honestly, I think GenAI art is some loser shit
As a chronic yapper irl, I’m really bad at posting on socials and knowing what to say.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
As a chronic yapper irl, I’m really bad at posting on socials and knowing what to say.
One of my gym husbands is working out with his very pregnant wife and I want to let them know I’ll make a fantastic stepdad
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
One of my gym husbands is working out with his very pregnant wife and I want to let them know I’ll make a fantastic stepdad
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Baby it’s once I’m in the house I’m not coming back out season!
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Baby it’s once I’m in the house I’m not coming back out season!
Waking up and finding out I missed the Aurora Borealis 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Waking up and finding out I missed the Aurora Borealis 🥲
All of my grey sweatpants are in the wash. I hope these’ll do.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
All of my grey sweatpants are in the wash. I hope these’ll do.