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ugh.
Curious why no articles are ever written about how inexplicable it is that these fat, doughy, completely physically unfit, inverted penis having stains-on-humanity QUALIFY for the job of police officer in the first place.

My shoulders are 25X broader than this thing and I'm a tiny woman.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When answers are broken down by political party...

Lots of Republicans are dicks and like being dicks. Their mommas didn't raise them right.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Michael Jackson level nose job didn't help matters.
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today's installment of "how Felon won".

59% of the people who responded should not be answering YouGov questions at all. They are too ignorant to be participating. They should be reading actual news instead.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
US Circuit Judge Jerry E Smith.

He does look exactly like you envisioned. Krusty af.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
People should start yelling "quite piggy" at Karoline Leavitt since she went out of her way to pay someone to give her a pig nose.

I like how it made her face look fatter too lol. And how she is unable to move the entire nose area of her face.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
He does look exactly like you knew he would.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Piggy liar's hair extensions are a completely different shade of blond than the rest of her head LOL
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Orange sunrise. No filter. The sky is just glowing 🍊 #Denver
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's not Maybelline.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
KrustI Noem.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Hey @bsky.app maybe you could do something about weirdos like this dude who made an entire list of “bots” to block ??? (I am not a bot)
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Have you voted? I did. #Vote #ElectionDay #FucktheGOP
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I just voted. Denver Nature & Science Museum drop box. My fav and my closest. Win win.

#VOTE
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is the fucking trend list? Where are the supposed 40 million bluesky users?
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I only bought this brand because it was on sale but never again. I spent at least 5 mins trying to get the bag to open like it is supposed to open. I am so tired of shitty packaging.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It's called murder.

Flabbergasting that @nytimes.com thinks people would choose to subscribe to a "news" outlet that cannot discern the difference between MURDER and "kills".
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
His hair is giving
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Did he "seem to concede" @nytimes.com ? lololol. Real shame there were no actual reporters there to ask the straightforward question and print the answer.

Also odd there is no mention of how COMPLETE FUCKING DERANGED it is that Felon (or anyone for that matter) even entertains the idea at all.
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Spat my ass @nytimes.com

Felon is a deranged child.
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM