“Leavitt’s mouth is like a volcano of explosive horseshit. Every time she opens it, it’s like a fart that goes horribly wrong. If you are in the same room, expect to get showered in her spewing volcano of feces."

Like that?

Idioms like that have permeated my subconscious after living in Texas, and occasionally slip out.

Someone’s cheese has slipped off their cracker.

When this all ends, we need the same energy folks used to end it to also purge the American political system of all MAGA politicians. A public humiliation campaign designed to shame these assholes into early retirement.

Divisive politics are her brand, and she has leveraged that brand well - threatening school shooting survivors, pushing horrible racist conspiracy theories, and calling for political violence. But the MTG we’re seeing now is opportunist who is hedging her bets. I think even she knows it’s over.

He fucking better be @schumer.senate.gov

MAGA: *lights something on fire*

Also MAGA: “Oh my god, fire! I can’t believe [insert enemy] lit that thing on fire! You should be outraged!"

That’s very literally how the GOP operates now. Shameless razzle-dazzle shit sandwiches that MAGA lines up to eat.

I’m going to mail Stephen Miller shit in a bag to his prison cell.

No re-brand will change the fact the MTG is a mentally unwell hate-goblin that traffics in racist conspiracy theories. Every MAGA douchebag that is now trying to distance themselves from Piggy-Shit-Pants should learn how to operate a deep fryer.

I don’t get the left’s new affection for MTG. I understand “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”, and that strategically, leaning into a MAGA civil war is what everyone should do… but she is a mentally unstable racist hate-goblin. She is not someone who deserves any type of praise or admiration.

Yeah, they’re pretty bad at not showing their hand.

@governor.ny.gov Where are you with our maps?

I love this for him.

MAGA is a cesspool of human depravity.

Remember, when you see a MAGA hat out in the wild, “Hey, isn’t that the hat pedophiles use to identify each other in public?!"

Fox would run this 24/7 like it was a tan suit.

I like that the MAGA folks that vote to run cover for a pedo will have to defend that vote in some future debate, but the Epstein files will never be released in their entirety. They will start a nuclear war to keep that from happening.

Trump: “I told Bondi “Release the files!”, but she wouldn’t do it. There is some sort of investigation. First time I’ve heard of it - but it’s an investigation into the very bad Dems in the files.”

Reporter: “But you ordered that investigation yourself"

Trump: “Fake news!"

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German General A. Jodl and Field Marshall W. Keitel, both accused of war crimes, inc. execution orders for POWs, argued that while they knew Hitler’s orders were unlawful, it was their duty to obey. The judges of the Intl. Military Tribunal rejected their defense and sentenced both men to death.

If any documents were destroyed, there are thousands of redacted documents, testimony, and evidence logs that would have to jive with whatever they release… so, they won’t be releasing shit.

The play will be Bondi claiming an ‘ongoing investigation’ that prohibits there release. Watch.