Asylum seekers and insane asylums, trade deficits and fiscal deficits – he does it a lot, press rarely calls it out.

How are national guardsmen strolling around reducing crime in this area?

Especially surprising because they put their best… intern on the story.

That’s also basically a full USAID budget.

USAID may be the first example of a government agency killed by conspiracy theory.
Musk engaged with USAID conspiracy theorist Mike Benz 160 times in a year. Benz is still at it, even now, connecting the agency to Epstein. Millions of people will die b/c of this nonsense.

“This email was … produced and disseminated at U.S. taxpayer expense.”

Would love to see Benjamin Ryan’s application to Columbia, Nicholas Fandos’s to Harvard, and Dana Rubinstein’s to Cornell.

None of these has anything to do with immigration?

I can’t really fathom why anyone ever agrees to do an interview with him, but I’m always glad they do.

What exactly do you think USAID was doing in Peru? And how was that advancing fascism?

Escaping to a more hopeful timeline by watching Black Mirror

But language is constantly changing. Why is that a problem?

@schumer.senate.gov are we in a constitutional crisis yet?

When you’re a kid, they fall from your head – and to make things less weird, we say they were stolen by a demon that your parents know. 🎶

@schumer.senate.gov you’re responsible for this.