Colonel VanderLoon
@colonelvanderloon.bsky.social
Manager of people in tech, New Englander by choice, middle aged by mistake. Husband, father, teacher, writer, and nature enthusiast.
Cool, cool, cool… which wars did he end again?
Gaza? Ukraine?
Gaza? Ukraine?
October 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cool, cool, cool… which wars did he end again?
Gaza? Ukraine?
Gaza? Ukraine?
He looked gassed mid way through that inning… not sure why Cora didn’t pull him.
September 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He looked gassed mid way through that inning… not sure why Cora didn’t pull him.
Just say no to clankers
September 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just say no to clankers
Same. The hysteria around getting people to “use AI in your everyday work” is insane.
A) It doesn’t do what you think it does.
B) If it ever really did do what you think it does, our entire product line would be basically pointless.
A) It doesn’t do what you think it does.
B) If it ever really did do what you think it does, our entire product line would be basically pointless.
August 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Same. The hysteria around getting people to “use AI in your everyday work” is insane.
A) It doesn’t do what you think it does.
B) If it ever really did do what you think it does, our entire product line would be basically pointless.
A) It doesn’t do what you think it does.
B) If it ever really did do what you think it does, our entire product line would be basically pointless.
I kept expecting him to light up a a Marlboro in the dugout between innings.
August 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I kept expecting him to light up a a Marlboro in the dugout between innings.
Good guy, but just wait untill he’s tossing up bricks at the buzzer instead of passing the ball. That should go over well with his LA teammates.
July 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Good guy, but just wait untill he’s tossing up bricks at the buzzer instead of passing the ball. That should go over well with his LA teammates.
Brutal end to a good game
July 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Brutal end to a good game
Koji would like a word
a baseball game is being played in front of a banner that says sb nation
ALT: a baseball game is being played in front of a banner that says sb nation
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Koji would like a word
And… he gave up 1 ER in 7 IP. I’ll take that every night and twice on Sundays.
July 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
And… he gave up 1 ER in 7 IP. I’ll take that every night and twice on Sundays.
I know most people have forgotten, but it’s what we used to call “pitching”
June 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I know most people have forgotten, but it’s what we used to call “pitching”
2 strikeouts and a pop up. The ghost runner never moves. Pathetic.
June 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
2 strikeouts and a pop up. The ghost runner never moves. Pathetic.
Bust! Should have sold high on him.
May 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bust! Should have sold high on him.
Bust… trade him
May 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Bust… trade him
Idiots, and not in the lovable 04 Red Sox way
January 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Idiots, and not in the lovable 04 Red Sox way
Feels like a misunderstanding of “infinite.”
If infinite means without limit, then infinite monkeys would produce the complete works in one keystroke, as every possible combination would be made with every keystroke.
Conversely, a single monkey would produce the works given truly infinite time.
If infinite means without limit, then infinite monkeys would produce the complete works in one keystroke, as every possible combination would be made with every keystroke.
Conversely, a single monkey would produce the works given truly infinite time.
January 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Feels like a misunderstanding of “infinite.”
If infinite means without limit, then infinite monkeys would produce the complete works in one keystroke, as every possible combination would be made with every keystroke.
Conversely, a single monkey would produce the works given truly infinite time.
If infinite means without limit, then infinite monkeys would produce the complete works in one keystroke, as every possible combination would be made with every keystroke.
Conversely, a single monkey would produce the works given truly infinite time.
Anything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough
December 30, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Anything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough
Started season 4 and four episodes in it’s a snooze fest.
December 28, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Started season 4 and four episodes in it’s a snooze fest.
People have been staring at their phones so long they forgot stars exist.
December 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
People have been staring at their phones so long they forgot stars exist.
So, that’s not a malicious drone? My bad. 😉
December 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM
So, that’s not a malicious drone? My bad. 😉
Add -ai to the end of your search string to suppress the AI garbage
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Add -ai to the end of your search string to suppress the AI garbage
Add -ai to the end of your search string
December 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Add -ai to the end of your search string
Every FA goes to the Dodgers until further notice
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Every FA goes to the Dodgers until further notice