Colonel Sandors
@colonelsandors.bsky.social
Engineer, surfer, musician and aspiring chef. Sarcastic and cynical but not without empathy and optimism.
With lemon and fresh tarragon, it’s absolutely amazing with fish and seafood!
December 5, 2024 at 2:01 AM
With lemon and fresh tarragon, it’s absolutely amazing with fish and seafood!
Speaking of dumb jokes, behold the POS nominated to run the FBI 😂
December 3, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Speaking of dumb jokes, behold the POS nominated to run the FBI 😂
Pure brilliance 🤙
December 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Pure brilliance 🤙
He’ll be laser focused on the job.
December 1, 2024 at 6:58 AM
He’ll be laser focused on the job.
Bobo’s found it already.
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Bobo’s found it already.
“Laura, can you touch me just like that, please?”
November 29, 2024 at 9:53 PM
“Laura, can you touch me just like that, please?”
“Laura, have a look at this Alpha male”
November 29, 2024 at 9:48 PM
“Laura, have a look at this Alpha male”
Cokehead on a moped?
November 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Cokehead on a moped?
Elon fucking Elon
November 25, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Elon fucking Elon
Going through the Ivanka wank bank before “executive time”
November 24, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Going through the Ivanka wank bank before “executive time”
Virgin with crème de Nestor
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Virgin with crème de Nestor
Intoxicating mix of musk, ketchup and neckvag secretions.
November 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Intoxicating mix of musk, ketchup and neckvag secretions.
There is always comfort in knowing that the Law of Universal Synchronicity always applies. In other words: what comes around, goes around.
November 20, 2024 at 10:07 PM
There is always comfort in knowing that the Law of Universal Synchronicity always applies. In other words: what comes around, goes around.
Poor mamma Kirk. She never fully recovered.
November 18, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Poor mamma Kirk. She never fully recovered.
It would actually spontaneously shit itself.
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
It would actually spontaneously shit itself.
He can’t even stay awake for Bobo’s HJ.
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
He can’t even stay awake for Bobo’s HJ.
Don’t let JD anywhere near this piece of sexy furniture
November 17, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Don’t let JD anywhere near this piece of sexy furniture