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Inane witterings. Arsenal fan, ex-British Army, Corps of Royal Engineers, Sapper (retd) & amateur flatulist (Iraq war Op Telic veteran for what it's worth - I did fuck all). Lives in Shropshire, UK. 40-something & grumpy. Plays with guitars & toy soldiers
I mean, a president doesn't have unmitigated, untrammelled power right? They are still essentially a citizen? If not, we call that a dictator?
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
|I just find it incredible that he can demolish a wing of the fucking White House, one of, if not the most important, buildings in US history, without any legal oversight or pushback whatsoever. It's the equivalent of Kier Starmer demolishing part of the houses of parliament on his own.
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don't historic buildings in America have any sort of protection? We have listed status here in the UK that stops people form doing what they want to culturally significant buildings.
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Is this the expected clapback from the YEC community?
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reminds me a bit of Paul Weller
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I turned the Virgin stream off in rage when the goal went in. Futile as it turned out since it was the last kick of the game.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Sounds weird but then again I thought that about turkey basted with mayonnaise until I actually tried it and found it was delicious.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Eze has been poor this half, keeps giving the ball away and switched off for the goal.
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm a traditionalist, 3 tines only like fucking Poseidon.
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lot of tines on that fork. Like looking at a picture of someone with six fingers on each hand.
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
To be honest, you shouldn't - I so rarely have anything interesting or insightful to say.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Slightly harsh.
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is really good by the way. You are super talented. Such a shame that it is posted under such circumstances.
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Does German have the equivalent of portmanteau?
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Would help if he managed to get anything more than a banana to orbit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Don't want to presume to speak for everyone but in this case I think it's justified; we love your boobs.
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Boobs seem to grow every day. This is a good thing.
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's OK and I deeply apologise for taking the piss out of your reply but the formatting lent me to (badly) apply humour. All the best.
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This isn't a proper haiku, I apologise.
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why did you
Write this reply in haiku
I am confused
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
How is anyone supposed to be identified from such a crappy picture? I could take better photos on my mobile phone 20 years ago...
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM