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@colonelmattyman.bsky.social
Nerd, gamer, home lab and home automation enthusiast.
He's incontinent. Being regular is a problem for him, so I guess he does.
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
He's incontinent. Being regular is a problem for him, so I guess he does.
I don't usually agree with Elmo but in this case and only in this particular circumatance, I'll make an exception.
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don't usually agree with Elmo but in this case and only in this particular circumatance, I'll make an exception.
He's already got the yeast.
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
He's already got the yeast.
I'm waiting for a reporter to say, "No. I'm not stupid. You're a gas lighting, piece of shit, dumbass. None of what you are saying is true. We have the facts here. You're making shit up, because you think that we have to believe whatever you say."
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm waiting for a reporter to say, "No. I'm not stupid. You're a gas lighting, piece of shit, dumbass. None of what you are saying is true. We have the facts here. You're making shit up, because you think that we have to believe whatever you say."
The only response to this is: "You're the only fat c**t here, swine."
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The only response to this is: "You're the only fat c**t here, swine."
They want you stupid so that they can manipulate you.
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They want you stupid so that they can manipulate you.
What a fucking asshole. Can we start normalising those words for these gaslighting pricks?
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What a fucking asshole. Can we start normalising those words for these gaslighting pricks?
They didn't mention which time. Take it again.
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They didn't mention which time. Take it again.
I almost feel like he should withhold them so that the people in the US get angry enough to finally get their shit together to oust that asshole.
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I almost feel like he should withhold them so that the people in the US get angry enough to finally get their shit together to oust that asshole.
Handouts? That's not like him.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Handouts? That's not like him.
Crimes going to rise because people are going to steal to eat. Government clamp downs are coming on the high crime rates.
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Crimes going to rise because people are going to steal to eat. Government clamp downs are coming on the high crime rates.
This sort of rhetoric us scary af.
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This sort of rhetoric us scary af.
I missed something. Why do we hate Fallon?
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I missed something. Why do we hate Fallon?
No grounded person thinks that disappearing people of the street without due process is right. It is not inherently fascist but it is definitely something that a fascist regime does.
In response to "your point": Yes they do. Why the fuck do you think that the US is so vehemently anti-communist?
In response to "your point": Yes they do. Why the fuck do you think that the US is so vehemently anti-communist?
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No grounded person thinks that disappearing people of the street without due process is right. It is not inherently fascist but it is definitely something that a fascist regime does.
In response to "your point": Yes they do. Why the fuck do you think that the US is so vehemently anti-communist?
In response to "your point": Yes they do. Why the fuck do you think that the US is so vehemently anti-communist?
He has allergies!!!
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He has allergies!!!
Are you a dumb ass? They're communist regimes, not fascist. You're the one who doesn't understand what the differences are, you nonce. Stop being ridiculous.
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Are you a dumb ass? They're communist regimes, not fascist. You're the one who doesn't understand what the differences are, you nonce. Stop being ridiculous.
I mean ... Trump believes that Portland is a war zone. Maybe he's being fed AI generated videos?
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I mean ... Trump believes that Portland is a war zone. Maybe he's being fed AI generated videos?
I'm half expecting for it to come out that she's shacked up with Fuentas.
September 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm half expecting for it to come out that she's shacked up with Fuentas.
He's gross.
September 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
He's gross.
What kind of response was that? It doesn't make sense.
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What kind of response was that? It doesn't make sense.
Are you engagement farming?
September 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Are you engagement farming?