Colonel Autumn's Wife
@colonelautumnswife.bsky.social
20 🇺🇸🇵🇭 Wasian. Colonel Autumn selfshipper. Aroace
Pinned
When America sneezes, Canada and Australia catch the cold. You guys do NOT get to act morally superior to us Americans. Look at your own history and state of your own country before acting all uppity. Thank yew
Also. Roblox selfshippers. What the hell is that about. Yes i'm judging
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Also. Roblox selfshippers. What the hell is that about. Yes i'm judging
You tell a white woman she's being racist all of a sudden she's italian or nonbinary or bisexual or her cousin's boyfriend is 1/8th Mexican or her parents are divorced or she's autistic or
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
You tell a white woman she's being racist all of a sudden she's italian or nonbinary or bisexual or her cousin's boyfriend is 1/8th Mexican or her parents are divorced or she's autistic or
Just looked in the mirror like wow i'm so pretty
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Just looked in the mirror like wow i'm so pretty
When America sneezes, Canada and Australia catch the cold. You guys do NOT get to act morally superior to us Americans. Look at your own history and state of your own country before acting all uppity. Thank yew
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
When America sneezes, Canada and Australia catch the cold. You guys do NOT get to act morally superior to us Americans. Look at your own history and state of your own country before acting all uppity. Thank yew
I think if I were to try dating real people again which is very unlikely its either an old rich white guy or someone my age in my own race 💀 i'm tired of weird and boring white guys
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I think if I were to try dating real people again which is very unlikely its either an old rich white guy or someone my age in my own race 💀 i'm tired of weird and boring white guys
I'm not judging i'm just baffled that of all fictional characters in the world, someone would choose to selfship with something from an object show. My friend, why is your boyfriend a pencil.
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I'm not judging i'm just baffled that of all fictional characters in the world, someone would choose to selfship with something from an object show. My friend, why is your boyfriend a pencil.
Oh yeah i'm reminded now of why I never check this app
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Oh yeah i'm reminded now of why I never check this app
Waiting on my spare ao3 account so I can write about Beth and Augustus hrmngfhrrhhggg
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Waiting on my spare ao3 account so I can write about Beth and Augustus hrmngfhrrhhggg
I wish I could get free art of my yumeshipuhhhhhh
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I wish I could get free art of my yumeshipuhhhhhh
I dont know if I have any doubles 😭 who else is out there with colonel autumn
January 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I dont know if I have any doubles 😭 who else is out there with colonel autumn