Colon Blow
@colonblow.bsky.social
Incredibly high in fiber.
Warning: May cause abdominal distension. Consult a physician.
Warning: May cause abdominal distension. Consult a physician.
what a play by the ref not calling forward progress
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
what a play by the ref not calling forward progress
praying for your in-laws
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
praying for your in-laws
They announced this hours ago.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
They announced this hours ago.
even the best possible turkey is mid at best!
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
even the best possible turkey is mid at best!
patullo is going to keep running inside zone 30 times for 41 yards and pretend it's 2024. it's over for them unless they wake up and get serious
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
patullo is going to keep running inside zone 30 times for 41 yards and pretend it's 2024. it's over for them unless they wake up and get serious
something even worse. the wizard of oz's story concludes before the end of wicked's second act
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
something even worse. the wizard of oz's story concludes before the end of wicked's second act
Still incredibly relevant!
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Still incredibly relevant!
unclassified* files, not all of them 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
unclassified* files, not all of them 🙃
The ones they don't shred***
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The ones they don't shred***
"it's OK if the president is buddy-buddy with a notorious ring of pedophiles becuase it was before he was president"???
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"it's OK if the president is buddy-buddy with a notorious ring of pedophiles becuase it was before he was president"???
of course the Phillies might finally wind up with a Japanese star, but it's the one who can't touch a real fastball
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
of course the Phillies might finally wind up with a Japanese star, but it's the one who can't touch a real fastball
Bad night all around. AJ quitting on that sideline fade was awful. Was the wind a factor in the passing game?
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bad night all around. AJ quitting on that sideline fade was awful. Was the wind a factor in the passing game?
are we really calling the fourth spongebob movie a can't-miss cinematic event?
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
are we really calling the fourth spongebob movie a can't-miss cinematic event?
who the fuck cares
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
who the fuck cares
it does feel like a number of quality, star-caliber EDGEs were out with season-enders early this year
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
it does feel like a number of quality, star-caliber EDGEs were out with season-enders early this year
Why is no one reporting on this????
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Why is no one reporting on this????
Meanwhile the incredibly strong Seahawks have huge wins over the mighty, uhhhhh, Niners, Saints, Steelers, Cardinals (x2), Jaguars, Texans, Commanders. Real murderer's row there
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Meanwhile the incredibly strong Seahawks have huge wins over the mighty, uhhhhh, Niners, Saints, Steelers, Cardinals (x2), Jaguars, Texans, Commanders. Real murderer's row there
So overrated. They've only beaten Tampa Bay, LA Rams, Green Bay, Kansas City. Soft schedule
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So overrated. They've only beaten Tampa Bay, LA Rams, Green Bay, Kansas City. Soft schedule
I get up every single day to juggle plugging my Roku, Switch and Xbox into my TV's two HDMI inputs. It's on me, but it is maddening
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I get up every single day to juggle plugging my Roku, Switch and Xbox into my TV's two HDMI inputs. It's on me, but it is maddening
Not much of a debate anymore
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Not much of a debate anymore
Good thing you’re blasting it all over the internet now!
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Good thing you’re blasting it all over the internet now!
AKA “We are cowards”?
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
AKA “We are cowards”?
So a $30 million bribe, yeah?
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So a $30 million bribe, yeah?
They are horrendous
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
They are horrendous