It is with a heavy heart that we share the following news...

It turns out the German Melee landscape is filled with CRIMINALS.

Offences include speeding, loitering and nobbling innocent bystanders.

We present to you the German Melee 2025 Summer Prosecution Register (PR)

Notable NRW placements:
9th HIYA
13th Lohnsklave
17th Klostein39
17th Matty

Thank you all for playing!

It's time for Himmel und Ääd 2! Make sure you got the 3 keys to tourney success: coffee, bananas and deodorant 💪

And Jungs, the temperature might go above 30° so don't forget a bottle for water 🍶

Last night in Melee:

1. HIYA won Lost Level without dropping a set

2. timpz turned his losing streak against Happy around

3. Happy recruited some more signups for Himmel und Ääd 2 (www.start.gg/hua2)

4. Arie continues to show the real meaning of the "Naiwo sweep"

5. Everyone had a good time

When there's a bomb alarm in the city but Lost Level starts at 19:00

Thread of interesting tidbits about this PR:

Hereby announcing the third iteration of our yearly local Melee Cologne PR (=LLM "Season 3")

With a skip and a DJC, Arie flexes his juiced up controller and smooth lands straight into his first Lost Level 1st place!

Congratulations and shoutouts to all of the attendees!

Also shoutouts to everyone's favourite hominid TO from NRW, Happy, who also outplaced his seed @ Valhalla V, beating MASL and slush!

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Congrats to jhabs representing NRW beating his seed and getting 33rd @ Valhalla V with victories against Noxxa and Viktor Alsos!

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Everyone's tail got kicked in Lost Level yesterday for not bringing exactly 9€ for the entry fee

Who challenges the King of Cologne?