Colorado Crocodile
@colocroco.bsky.social
I am not afraid, and therefore I am not manageable.
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If I were President, I’d be pissed!
My AG just DEFIED a law I signed last month?
Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200
My AG just DEFIED a law I signed last month?
Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If I were President, I’d be pissed!
My AG just DEFIED a law I signed last month?
Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200
My AG just DEFIED a law I signed last month?
Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200
500 disappeared blank pages reminds me of the recorded static at the end of the movie Contact.
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
500 disappeared blank pages reminds me of the recorded static at the end of the movie Contact.
Fact: Pam Bondi is a gaslighting bitch.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Fact: Pam Bondi is a gaslighting bitch.
There’s a few other people I’d RATHER watch get knocked out, but if Jake Paul is gonna be it today, I’m satisfied.
For today, mind you.
For today, mind you.
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
There’s a few other people I’d RATHER watch get knocked out, but if Jake Paul is gonna be it today, I’m satisfied.
For today, mind you.
For today, mind you.
Of all the things to add his name to, the Epstein files should be first.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Of all the things to add his name to, the Epstein files should be first.
I see Robert Mueller is back in the news with his files.
Oh, my bad, that’s Epstein.
Deja vu.
Oh, my bad, that’s Epstein.
Deja vu.
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I see Robert Mueller is back in the news with his files.
Oh, my bad, that’s Epstein.
Deja vu.
Oh, my bad, that’s Epstein.
Deja vu.
I’ve got $5 for a sentence that involves Pam and bounty.
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’ve got $5 for a sentence that involves Pam and bounty.
It’s not a law if everyone ignores it.
December 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s not a law if everyone ignores it.
None of us will ever see the unredacted Epstein files.
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
None of us will ever see the unredacted Epstein files.
As if I could ever actually afford to go to something in the Kennedy center…..and now it doesn’t even matter if I could.
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
As if I could ever actually afford to go to something in the Kennedy center…..and now it doesn’t even matter if I could.
Who better to spew false claims than the false one himself?
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Who better to spew false claims than the false one himself?
I honestly thought he had hired another person to shoot him while he yelled.
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I honestly thought he had hired another person to shoot him while he yelled.
For once, I agree with Mike Johnson.
In order for someone to lose control over something, they must have had said control in the first place.
He’s not lost control because he never had it.
In order for someone to lose control over something, they must have had said control in the first place.
He’s not lost control because he never had it.
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
For once, I agree with Mike Johnson.
In order for someone to lose control over something, they must have had said control in the first place.
He’s not lost control because he never had it.
In order for someone to lose control over something, they must have had said control in the first place.
He’s not lost control because he never had it.
He says what he says about dead people because he absolutely knows without a shadow of a doubt that when he dies the party will be non stop for weeks and no one will say anything good about him, unless they were paid.
And that really bothers him.
And it’s really sad.
And that really bothers him.
And it’s really sad.
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
He says what he says about dead people because he absolutely knows without a shadow of a doubt that when he dies the party will be non stop for weeks and no one will say anything good about him, unless they were paid.
And that really bothers him.
And it’s really sad.
And that really bothers him.
And it’s really sad.
We don’t need an FBI; we’ve already let Russia in.
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We don’t need an FBI; we’ve already let Russia in.
The United States of America died and was replaced by West Russia.
December 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The United States of America died and was replaced by West Russia.
If mass shootings affected groups that lawmakers felt personally accountable to, gun laws would change.
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If mass shootings affected groups that lawmakers felt personally accountable to, gun laws would change.
Sometimes you just gotta ask yourself what would Doogie Houser MD do?
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Sometimes you just gotta ask yourself what would Doogie Houser MD do?
If only the fascist president had live tweeted from Brown like Zelenskyy did from Kupiansk.
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If only the fascist president had live tweeted from Brown like Zelenskyy did from Kupiansk.
Someone told me that Kristi Noem actually IS the girlfriend of the antifa leader.
I said that’s not possible because the leader of such a kickass organization is clearly a female and Kristi Noem is forbidden from being gay by a 2000 year old book.
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I said that’s not possible because the leader of such a kickass organization is clearly a female and Kristi Noem is forbidden from being gay by a 2000 year old book.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Someone told me that Kristi Noem actually IS the girlfriend of the antifa leader.
I said that’s not possible because the leader of such a kickass organization is clearly a female and Kristi Noem is forbidden from being gay by a 2000 year old book.
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I said that’s not possible because the leader of such a kickass organization is clearly a female and Kristi Noem is forbidden from being gay by a 2000 year old book.
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Pretty sure he’d need to be an actual Christian for it to be an anti-Christian hate crime.
Leviticus 19:33-34
Leviticus 19:33-34
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Pretty sure he’d need to be an actual Christian for it to be an anti-Christian hate crime.
Leviticus 19:33-34
Leviticus 19:33-34
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course.
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Thank you Misters Fincher and Palahniuk.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course.
.
Thank you Misters Fincher and Palahniuk.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course.
.
Thank you Misters Fincher and Palahniuk.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course.
.
Thank you Misters Fincher and Palahniuk.
If the fascist president of the United States actually cared about Tina Peters, he’d have sent the navy seals in to get her already.
He only cares about the headlines, which have already come and gone.
Sorry not sorry, Tina.
He only cares about the headlines, which have already come and gone.
Sorry not sorry, Tina.
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If the fascist president of the United States actually cared about Tina Peters, he’d have sent the navy seals in to get her already.
He only cares about the headlines, which have already come and gone.
Sorry not sorry, Tina.
He only cares about the headlines, which have already come and gone.
Sorry not sorry, Tina.
Mike Braun is a cuck.
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Mike Braun is a cuck.