Still not tall enough for Taylor...
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Still not tall enough for Taylor...
Trump says Russia invading Greenland is a threat but EVERYTHING he says is projection.
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Trump says Russia invading Greenland is a threat but EVERYTHING he says is projection.
If in the future, the USA owns Greenland, then shortly after that Russia can buy it from the USA.
Nato would be powerless to stop Russia buying a part of the USA.
This is likely the plan as the Americans are Putin's little bitches and obey on command.
Nato would be powerless to stop Russia buying a part of the USA.
This is likely the plan as the Americans are Putin's little bitches and obey on command.
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
If in the future, the USA owns Greenland, then shortly after that Russia can buy it from the USA.
Nato would be powerless to stop Russia buying a part of the USA.
This is likely the plan as the Americans are Putin's little bitches and obey on command.
Nato would be powerless to stop Russia buying a part of the USA.
This is likely the plan as the Americans are Putin's little bitches and obey on command.
This will be the quietest news week of the year.
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
This will be the quietest news week of the year.
You're just tired from telling all the people the next doctors availability is April.
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
You're just tired from telling all the people the next doctors availability is April.
The Highland clearances applied also to bears.
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The Highland clearances applied also to bears.
I will NOT do the monster mash.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I will NOT do the monster mash.
Faking his death. Like the canoe guy.
December 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Faking his death. Like the canoe guy.
She and her replacements will do nothing more than sit and "be sad"...
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She and her replacements will do nothing more than sit and "be sad"...
Also, the tourists would eat all the tasty siege food.
And probably be messing about with the trebuchet.
And probably be messing about with the trebuchet.
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Also, the tourists would eat all the tasty siege food.
And probably be messing about with the trebuchet.
And probably be messing about with the trebuchet.
Well, he only goes to those on the nice list. These days, he probably doesn't even slow down crossing over the USA...
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Well, he only goes to those on the nice list. These days, he probably doesn't even slow down crossing over the USA...
Not a serious country.
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Not a serious country.
He was probably an illegal immigrant there too....
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He was probably an illegal immigrant there too....
How many have never heard of a binturong?
a couple of animals sitting on a wooden table with food in their mouths
ALT: a couple of animals sitting on a wooden table with food in their mouths
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December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
How many have never heard of a binturong?
A smart washing machine will be able to tell Space Karen whats in your fridge from analysing your "residue"...
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
A smart washing machine will be able to tell Space Karen whats in your fridge from analysing your "residue"...
That could be a papier-mache mansion....
The council would then tax that so much they'd be back to square one.
The council would then tax that so much they'd be back to square one.
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
That could be a papier-mache mansion....
The council would then tax that so much they'd be back to square one.
The council would then tax that so much they'd be back to square one.
Just pee in their shower. Worked for George.
a man in a plaid shirt says it 's while talking to a woman in a kitchen
Alt: George from Seinfeld says it 's all pipes while talking to Elaine in a kitchen referring to peeing in the gym shower
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December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just pee in their shower. Worked for George.
It all depends on how many bystanders you can fit in the first grave...
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It all depends on how many bystanders you can fit in the first grave...
Like a 1970s bathmat which was green for a reason...
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Like a 1970s bathmat which was green for a reason...
Turns out there isn't good people on both sides.
a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and making a surprised face .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and making a surprised face .
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December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Turns out there isn't good people on both sides.
They'll contest the will. Make sure most of the money goes before you go...
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They'll contest the will. Make sure most of the money goes before you go...
Never ordering Pepsi from amazon ever again.
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Never ordering Pepsi from amazon ever again.
Episode 6 is indeed the last one.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Episode 6 is indeed the last one.
Neither would have happened if Hillary something something emails.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Neither would have happened if Hillary something something emails.