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Collyn McCoy
@collynmccoy.bsky.social
Composer and multi-instrumentalist (bass mostly) for film, TV, video games, and podcasts. Jazz, DNB, dark ambient, avant-garde electronic, modern classical, weird country, and of course, metal.

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Chiropractors are called “doctor” even though they are closer to 900-number psychics than anything resembling medicine. And then there are osteopaths who hold graduate-level degrees and do practice indeed medicine, but a lot of their education is spent studying wizardry.
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And which one of these fine suitors - definitely none of whom being adult virgins still living with their moms - did you choose for marriage and child-rearing?
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Yes, all of those assumptions are ridiculous given that we’re talking about Jeffrey Epstein, arguably the most well-connected man on earth.

He likely assumed he’d be pardoned. He certainly didn’t think there would be any real repercussions for him. Why would he?
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
LOL no. The premise that Epstein killed himself is actually far more ridiculous than him being murdered, so if he did kill himself they’d want to be able to prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Yes, Tump had Epstein murdered and the footage was removed where the killer entered his cell.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
He also cheated in 2024, every one skips over that one even though it was the most aggregious and had the greatest consequence.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Kinda like how we all assumed WaPo’s
“Democracy Dies in Darkness” was meant to be foreboding and not their new business model.
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is an incredibly silly take. Well, and weird.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Its cumulative. In and of itself, no. But still necessary.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yeah for sure. But NK is for retired art teachers, cat foster moms, Presbyterians… they deserve to be heard even if it’s a bit cringe.
October 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The NK marches aren’t meant to lead a revolution. It’s for regular folks to have a community in which to express their discontent.

There is frankly no version of “protest” that is going to fix this all by itself, not the pussy hat version, not the Waymo on fire version.
October 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The sneering folks do not protest. They complain about other people’s protests. That’s how they “help.”
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
LG is definitely in the Epstein Files. JE's core business wasn't sex trafficking... it was kompromat. Well, and money laundering. But a lot of people can do that. JE's special skill was gathering leverage on influential people and selling that leverage to other influential people.
October 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM