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Collings
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PNW guitarist, hug connoisseur. Let’s make music together! (He/Him)
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October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I used to have a Very Nice motorcycle on which I would pull in the clutch and coast when I passed dogs and strollers. Now I live within earshot of a mile-long bridge that loud cars speed across at night and I realize that the bigger the road the more people a loud exhaust imposes upon. Antisocial.
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hope you brought a gas can, because they never had dinosaurs up there.
October 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Maybe it’s of a different time to have a character that is a better version of (at least a part of) one’s self rather than a brand or marketing tool. I am, after all, old. I think this is okay and that there’s still space for me. I will die and will not leave stickers behind, but will have hugged.
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
As someone who is all the way furry inside but too much a coward to rep the merch in the world, it can be slower to make new connections. But precious moments still happen when I’m just my character to me and everyone. I can still be a mouse for a moment and love and be loved and eventually seen.
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I NEED IT.
September 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You could ship the Cappuccino over! :)
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
That is positively epic. Does it come with a parking spot, and if so what will be in it?!
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It’s so lovely from a boat!
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Tag yourself meme, but we are all the same one.
September 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Holy shit, dude. I don’t think I could BIKE that.
September 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Oh.. wait.. The FAIR is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord.
September 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Life is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord.
September 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m sure that’s coming. Seems like a lifetime ago that we’d fly people out and put them up for a few nights! Haha. Remember when candidates were treated like royalty? :)
September 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’ve been party to several conversations where interviewers have discussed whether or not the candidate was typing questions in to an LLM and parroting back answers. We’re designing questions that aren’t LLMable because we already have ChatGPT (should we want it) and don’t need to hire it FFS.
September 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
That’s an interesting observation. I wonder what the average age in tech looks like compared to a decade ago. There certainly seem to be a lot of brilliant intern candidates and not a lot of open reqs in my org. The reqs that do open are backfill, and the perceived need is for equivalent experience.
September 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The future is terrible.
August 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The paint is the only weak part of that car. They’re just superb until 2023 when they start reporting location of the car and complete telemetry every time the key is turned off. There’s a hideous opt out procedure you have to do in 2023 and later. You got a good one!
August 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Super jealous! I was so close to getting another one, but decided to wait till I have a garage again. What year is yours?
August 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Here is a random picture of a train platform.
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM