Jonathan Apples (He/Him)
@collieddahle.bsky.social
Host of the Black & White & Dead All Over podcast!
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How to tell when your Christmas present was made by Conan The Barbarian.
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
How to tell when your Christmas present was made by Conan The Barbarian.
I'm slow!
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm slow!
Found my grandfather's secret recipe for Long Island Iced Tea taped to the back of his copy of No Man Knows My History.
September 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Found my grandfather's secret recipe for Long Island Iced Tea taped to the back of his copy of No Man Knows My History.
Ejacularium!
August 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ejacularium!
Oh, how I long to be 38.5 again!
August 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh, how I long to be 38.5 again!
Good morning. I have just been given a warning on reddit on the grounds of advocating for violence because I made a joke referencing the game Clue. Upon reflection, I suppose it is difficult to joke about a game that revolves around murder and not seem to be advocating for violence.
July 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Good morning. I have just been given a warning on reddit on the grounds of advocating for violence because I made a joke referencing the game Clue. Upon reflection, I suppose it is difficult to joke about a game that revolves around murder and not seem to be advocating for violence.
Bringing da ruckus
June 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bringing da ruckus
Ninjas, they're everywhere.
June 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ninjas, they're everywhere.
Close your eyes and imagine a world where this song was never used in an ad for a mediocre chain restaurant and really listen because it's actually so fucking good.
June 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Close your eyes and imagine a world where this song was never used in an ad for a mediocre chain restaurant and really listen because it's actually so fucking good.
The Phantom of The Scrub Daddy
May 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Phantom of The Scrub Daddy
Soundtrack to this morning's run.
April 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Soundtrack to this morning's run.
Hopefully, my own crappy artwork is better than the crappy AI artwork I had previously used.
March 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hopefully, my own crappy artwork is better than the crappy AI artwork I had previously used.
Today's "Getting Shit Done In The Morning" record selection
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Today's "Getting Shit Done In The Morning" record selection
No! You're the one that's UTPDIS!
January 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
No! You're the one that's UTPDIS!
Happy New Year
January 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Happy New Year
Off to the zoo to see the gorillas, now let me just load these bad boys up into my pocket.
December 12, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Off to the zoo to see the gorillas, now let me just load these bad boys up into my pocket.
I'm reminded of The Godfather.
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I'm reminded of The Godfather.
My daughter made a Christmas ornament based on the movie/ story "The Black Phone."
December 7, 2024 at 3:15 AM
My daughter made a Christmas ornament based on the movie/ story "The Black Phone."
Finally, the first image is here of Bill Skarsgard as Count Orlok in Robert Eggers' Nosferatu!
December 6, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Finally, the first image is here of Bill Skarsgard as Count Orlok in Robert Eggers' Nosferatu!
From this day forward I am Khalid!
November 30, 2024 at 2:47 AM
From this day forward I am Khalid!