@colleenthegreat.bsky.social
Really turning a new leave this year. I got gas tonight instead of lying to myself about getting up early so I could get gas.
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Really turning a new leave this year. I got gas tonight instead of lying to myself about getting up early so I could get gas.
Pretty hard to be a Blackhawks fan. WHEN YOU CANNOT WATCH THE GAMES.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pretty hard to be a Blackhawks fan. WHEN YOU CANNOT WATCH THE GAMES.
I think we are out of the Mojo Dojo Casa House now.
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think we are out of the Mojo Dojo Casa House now.
I have been thinking about my new iPhone box. I threw it away. Do you think it knows I don’t hate it?
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have been thinking about my new iPhone box. I threw it away. Do you think it knows I don’t hate it?
This white man has some audacity riding a bike down Michigan ave during rush hour.
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This white man has some audacity riding a bike down Michigan ave during rush hour.
Kinda sad when no one waves to me when I get off the plane and tells me to have a magical day.
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Kinda sad when no one waves to me when I get off the plane and tells me to have a magical day.
Another year. And no “happy daughters day” from my parents….. are they forgetful or trying really hard for me to get the hint.
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Another year. And no “happy daughters day” from my parents….. are they forgetful or trying really hard for me to get the hint.
“This decade is not about keeping pace with each other. It is finally daring to walk your own”
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“This decade is not about keeping pace with each other. It is finally daring to walk your own”
I will never understand the need to use a hammer before 9am. Especially directly above my bedroom.
September 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I will never understand the need to use a hammer before 9am. Especially directly above my bedroom.
People that back into diagonal parking spots should be studied. They are deranged.
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
People that back into diagonal parking spots should be studied. They are deranged.
I need a “sent with sarcasm” option on texts.
July 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I need a “sent with sarcasm” option on texts.
I just got pooped on my the bird who decided to live on my front porch.
1. Totally a revenge poop
2. Does this mean I get good luck now?
1. Totally a revenge poop
2. Does this mean I get good luck now?
July 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I just got pooped on my the bird who decided to live on my front porch.
1. Totally a revenge poop
2. Does this mean I get good luck now?
1. Totally a revenge poop
2. Does this mean I get good luck now?
Rosé and Sex in the City is all I can emotionally handle.
June 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Rosé and Sex in the City is all I can emotionally handle.
I am not a praying person. But I don’t know what else to do these days.
June 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I am not a praying person. But I don’t know what else to do these days.
Shout out to the Chinese and sushi restaurant near me for bringing me the only joy in my day.
June 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Shout out to the Chinese and sushi restaurant near me for bringing me the only joy in my day.
Shocking I would need to mention it. But clipping your nails in a shared office space IS WEIRD. and gross
May 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Shocking I would need to mention it. But clipping your nails in a shared office space IS WEIRD. and gross
I would marry someone, site unseen, if they gave me all access, all weekend tickets to the Monaco Grand Prix. I would also require a fashion budget.
May 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I would marry someone, site unseen, if they gave me all access, all weekend tickets to the Monaco Grand Prix. I would also require a fashion budget.
Worst part about summer…. People verbally assaulting in the streets to sign a petition.
May 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Worst part about summer…. People verbally assaulting in the streets to sign a petition.
After 5 days of only being able to use one nostril at a time. Gotta tell you, both nostril breathing is WILD.
May 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
After 5 days of only being able to use one nostril at a time. Gotta tell you, both nostril breathing is WILD.
Being yelled at from a car in Chicago
….. mid. Being yelled at from a car in Rhode Island…. NEW England-ish
….. mid. Being yelled at from a car in Rhode Island…. NEW England-ish
April 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Being yelled at from a car in Chicago
….. mid. Being yelled at from a car in Rhode Island…. NEW England-ish
….. mid. Being yelled at from a car in Rhode Island…. NEW England-ish
Man in the band “wow haven’t seen ya in the minute, looks like you go a suntan with the nice weather today”. Me: “nah, that is just my rosacea”
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Man in the band “wow haven’t seen ya in the minute, looks like you go a suntan with the nice weather today”. Me: “nah, that is just my rosacea”
What can I say, I am a well rounded lady. NCAA/NIT all day. During half time, hockey smut.
March 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What can I say, I am a well rounded lady. NCAA/NIT all day. During half time, hockey smut.
I know you have been on the edge of your seat, but I did change the laundry and I will have clean underwear tomorrow
March 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I know you have been on the edge of your seat, but I did change the laundry and I will have clean underwear tomorrow
If you ever wondered what kind of person I was. I have the windows down and am blaring Irish Rebel songs. #upmonaghan
March 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you ever wondered what kind of person I was. I have the windows down and am blaring Irish Rebel songs. #upmonaghan
I dont have words to express how sad it is to get 1 of 2 ordered crunch wrap supremes in a drive through order
March 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I dont have words to express how sad it is to get 1 of 2 ordered crunch wrap supremes in a drive through order