Oh man, I waited tables in a cafe that spelled espresso “expresso” on the menu. Killed me. They already thought I was a troublemaker since I complained about the chef calling me a bitch, so I bit my tongue about the misspelling.

I bought one but I’m too scared to try it on him

Honestly, as solid a wealth management plan as I’ve heard

I’m 4’11” and that’s exactly what it felt like when I tried one out

Dude, me too. It was weird to see Coach Ladouceur in it as an extra while the actor was playing him.

Sometimes someone in my family will make toast and I’ll be like, damn. I should eat that more often because it’s delicious.

This may be my sign on Saturday

I do not understand how they are still so out of tune with what the dem voters want.

Yeah, embarrassed doesn’t even begin to cover it - mortified, disgusted, filled with rage….

Connections pisses me off so much, and I return to it every day.

I do not understand what they’re afraid of. This is the moment of truth, we elected you to fight for us. Not hold up tiny signs. I think they all should have walked out with Al Green

You should have supported Al Green. We need more from you.

By a FAMILY? You didn’t chase them away after the first one?

Great idea! I wanna see it when you do!

One of the best ever

You can't wait for MAGAs to not be upset or fragile - they just are and we have to fight them anyway. Please be mad and upset and support your country standing up to them. Most of us down here do NOT support him, we just did a lousy job of getting everyone to vote.