Colleen 🇵🇸
@colleenmay.bsky.social
abortion, unions, cats, Cleveland. she/her.
boygenius everywhere for those with the eyes to see
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
boygenius everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Hell is real and all the devils are driving I-71
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hell is real and all the devils are driving I-71
Someone posted in a neighborhood Facebook group about a sign that was struck, wondering who to contact to fix it.
The guy saying the city moves too slow? That’s our councilman. He’s actually council president. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU ARE THE CITY
The guy saying the city moves too slow? That’s our councilman. He’s actually council president. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU ARE THE CITY
July 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Someone posted in a neighborhood Facebook group about a sign that was struck, wondering who to contact to fix it.
The guy saying the city moves too slow? That’s our councilman. He’s actually council president. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU ARE THE CITY
The guy saying the city moves too slow? That’s our councilman. He’s actually council president. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU ARE THE CITY
“Well…those are the rules,” I say, gingerly ladling a turd out of the commode
May 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Well…those are the rules,” I say, gingerly ladling a turd out of the commode
Look I love indie bookstore day and my local indie but when I run my own I simply won’t stock certain things
April 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Look I love indie bookstore day and my local indie but when I run my own I simply won’t stock certain things
Screenshotting what I quoted before he blocks me lol
April 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Screenshotting what I quoted before he blocks me lol
Praise God, it has come early and is going directly on my turntable
April 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Praise God, it has come early and is going directly on my turntable
Ok here is the funniest fucking response to this tweet. “I’m too special and smart to talk to other humans but I also believe that the American legal system is capable of responding to fascism.” 😂 😂
April 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ok here is the funniest fucking response to this tweet. “I’m too special and smart to talk to other humans but I also believe that the American legal system is capable of responding to fascism.” 😂 😂
My friend: I wonder if there are any bands called Mommy Issues
February 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My friend: I wonder if there are any bands called Mommy Issues
Who needs a weighted blanket when you have two dogs on your legs and a cat on your chest
January 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Who needs a weighted blanket when you have two dogs on your legs and a cat on your chest
I opened Twitter to find the CC people saying, and not for the first time, that politically-motivated acts of public violence are because of Long COVID. I think I need to just delete that godforsaken app from my phone.
January 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I opened Twitter to find the CC people saying, and not for the first time, that politically-motivated acts of public violence are because of Long COVID. I think I need to just delete that godforsaken app from my phone.
Lololol I got blocked but here’s what I was responding to 🙄
January 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Lololol I got blocked but here’s what I was responding to 🙄
I’m a cheese tax resister but the pressure is on
December 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I’m a cheese tax resister but the pressure is on
This is in my parents’ AARP Bulletin. Can’t think of anything better than telling a demographic famously inept at identifying misinformation that they should use the lying machine that boils the ocean.
December 22, 2024 at 1:32 PM
This is in my parents’ AARP Bulletin. Can’t think of anything better than telling a demographic famously inept at identifying misinformation that they should use the lying machine that boils the ocean.
Still rocking the Amish apron I bought myself as a college graduation gift.
PS if you know me IRL and haven’t seen me yet, I cut off quite a bit of my hair, here it is!!
PS if you know me IRL and haven’t seen me yet, I cut off quite a bit of my hair, here it is!!
November 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Still rocking the Amish apron I bought myself as a college graduation gift.
PS if you know me IRL and haven’t seen me yet, I cut off quite a bit of my hair, here it is!!
PS if you know me IRL and haven’t seen me yet, I cut off quite a bit of my hair, here it is!!
First snowfall of the season in Cleveland is not messing around!
November 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
First snowfall of the season in Cleveland is not messing around!