Samantha
@collectablecat.bsky.social
Fullstack engineer paid to be sad about AWS errors
Give me a github alert when one of my deps becomes unmaintained!
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Give me a github alert when one of my deps becomes unmaintained!
Wait how the fuck do you double blind test taking someone’s virginity
October 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wait how the fuck do you double blind test taking someone’s virginity
Reposted by Samantha
Well... Hi Pancake! Wanna join?
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Well... Hi Pancake! Wanna join?
It’s owned by the city of Portland. Kinda crazy
October 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
It’s owned by the city of Portland. Kinda crazy
Unofficially.. her government name is pancake :D
July 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Unofficially.. her government name is pancake :D
Lmao not happening for decades at best.
April 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Lmao not happening for decades at best.
Still better than being deported to an el salvador jail for thoughtcrime
April 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Still better than being deported to an el salvador jail for thoughtcrime
Its a bunch of lords, im not sure what you expected. In the past they would be overruled by the european human rights court
April 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Its a bunch of lords, im not sure what you expected. In the past they would be overruled by the european human rights court
Yes. So comforting :(
April 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yes. So comforting :(
I, robot. I just like robots.
April 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I, robot. I just like robots.
Srry also blacklisted for scamming them :(
March 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Srry also blacklisted for scamming them :(