So, suck it up, root for every team that isn’t the Dodgers or Yankees. Get ready to start fresh in the Spring. Papa Pete will get his ‘ship one day

If you can’t handle a playoff series loss, then I don’t wanna see you singing “All the Small Things”, getting to enjoy the #1 ballpark, and get to listen to Don and Mud every night, I can handle a loss, I grew up watching Alexi Amarista and Chris Denorfia.

That’s like “Terribly sorry to hear about the shooting of Charlie Kirkmon of the Colorado Rockies”

My life has been in shambles since I no longer know what the best part about being a pitcher is and I don’t know where I can “Make it Yours”

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I shaved last Sunday

Yankees lose Cole and Gil, they’re gonna have to cough up another Higgy, King, Brito, Vasquez package in order to get him. No sense in dealing him until at least the trade deadline. King, Cease, Pivetta, Darvish, Waldron/Hart/Randy, as it sits, that’s fine with me.

It’s also National Ronald Reagan Day so I think one cancels out the other

I’ll do it when you agree that my pronunciation of Treadmill is correct and you can make the term Peach Gobbler go viral like Hawk Tauh

That’s a gentleman announcing the future manager of the greatest sporting franchise the Chicago White Sox. Also, anyway you slice it, Skenes is dating a power tumbler

Memmmmm, you’re embarrassing meeeeeeeee